How Do I Turn On A Guy When Im Drunk?

I am not trolling, I am just telling the truth. I just can't understand some things being someone from Turkey. Like How a female can't turn on a guy when she wants to. If she was in Turkey, she wouldn't open a thread like that because she could turn on all guys here. I just can't understand how a girl can have a problem like that in foreign countries, that's all. If she was in Turkey, she would never have a problem like that because turkish men are too horny.

 

i thought he already had sex with some guy?

 

Show up naked, be drunk yourself sweetie.

 

Nothing turns a guy on more than a girl who is not held back.

 

it's easy to turn on a guy, especially when you're drunk. just act all lovey with him, and suddenly say "you're cheating on me, aren't you!?"

 

I think there is no way to turn on a guy while being drunk because it's hard for both sexes to be sexy when they can't simply hold basic function. Also, you know how people are when they're intoxicated, they always have to repeatedly announce it. "Oh, I'm high." "Oh, I'm drunk." ten seconds later. "Oh, I'm so high." "Oh, I'm so drunk.". Ten seconds later. So on and so forth. That's also a turn off, alongside just not being physically able to do the activity that is called intercourse because you're too intoxicated. No one, unless the person is a pervert (this goes for both men and women) will want to touch that. It's too much work for what it's worth. Hearing someone repeatedly say that they're high and/or drunk and then having them not know what they're doing because they're too impaired... no, the average person is not that perverted or desperate.

It's kind of funny though because apparently drinking and doing certain drugs do get people aroused, but it's the worse time for that person and the person their having sex with to have sex.

I do think it's cute to have sex while intoxicated in a committed relationship, though. I've never done it. Actually, I've never gotten drunk. I have gotten high, though. But, I have never had sexy things happen while being high. Despite the fact that I haven't done it, I think it's cute because your partner will know how to get you going, despite you being intoxicated. If you do happen to completely pass out they won't keep going like a d-bag. And they won't treat you like crap because you're intoxicated. You know how people are, so many of them do drugs and drink, yet most of them will judge someone and treat that person like crap when they witness them doing drugs and drinking. At least your partner knows you're more than that ONE NIGHT or WEEKEND you got shitface.

 

well, unless you're in a committed relationship with a d-bag of course.

 

If it ended up in court, I would assume that the "revocation of consent" clause was used.

I don't have a clear picture of the cops going after the guy who had sex with a drunk woman, unless she complained.

 

People wouldn't be in a committed relationship with a d-bag because d-bags don't do commitment.

Oh, Undies... you just make everything so complicated.

 

Well I think gender does make a difference in this case.
A girl it should be easy, reach over and grab the guy’s dick and say take me home. If a guy were to do that he could get his lights punched out.

 

d-bags do commitment. they just have their other girls on the side. doesn't mean they aren't committed to staying with the girl that keeps letting them get away with it.

see, i don't make things complicated; d-bags do that.

 

Undies, are you one of these gentlemen callers you speak of?

 

i don't speak of gentlemen callers, i speak of d-bags.

i'm neither of the above, most of the time.

 

Okay, then what are you? Be honest. Lay it on me. Be transparent.

 

i dunno, just a normal guy i guess. well, maybe not normal, but something other than the d-bags we're referring to anyway.

i'm definitely not a trucker.

 

Something like what? :unsure:

 

hmm. i don't generally categorize myself... i think i'm basically a nice guy, although i have a bit of a mean sense of humor that people occasionally take the wrong way. introvert, slight workaholic, etc... nothing too groundbreaking. what are you?