how do i have sex

Exactly.

 

Because they are all fine people with great morales... no perverts in here.

 

You dumb clot! The hardest part is getting a g/f...once you've done that it's easy. Don't you get turned on by her or s/t? Just stick it in!

 

Is that in Panama? I wouldn't want no ticket so close the arctic circle.

 

Amen to that.

 

well man, just start making out with her, make sure she's in a good mood or something. if she is a hopeless romantic, just tell her you love her, she will fall for that, even if you don't mean it......

.......anyways, start making out and let your hands wander over her body, softer than if you're petting a cat. slowly. gently.

after all that warm-up, gently remove her shirt, bra, and pants...

...then tell her it's tradition you let the girl put you in. thataway, you won't accidentally be fucking her thighs and think you're having sex, then bring your hips back and thrust, repeat til you cum.

when you have to cum, pull out and aim for her face. then throw her clothes at her, tell her thanks, then leave.

 

:groupwave: ............................GREAT advice!!

(that may or may not have been my attempt at sarcasm)

Op, please dont ever tell someone you love them unless you really mean it.