How do i convince a bunch of women to buy me a house?

Discussion in 'Cults' started by WayfaringStranger, Jun 1, 2004.

  1. Levi

    Levi Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

    L. Ron Hubbard had a successful strategy. He said creating a new religion would be a good way to get rich and then he did! Study him.


    Why do your fellow growers have to be women? Couldn't they be illegal aliens? That's called a plantation around here. Illegal immigrants might be more submissive than women.

    I am joking. Don't move here. Don't exploit aliens. Put the bong down and drink a cup of coffee.

    If you want to grow for a living there is opportunity to do it wothout breaking the law in Northern Cali. If the people were medical marijuana patients, you could grow and they could help you. You can be the provider for people with perscriptions. Then you can buy a house and the ladies don't have to live with you.
     
  2. WayfaringStranger

    WayfaringStranger Corporate Slave #34

    thank you micheal. that was a very insightful observation, thus illustrating my need for women to buy me a house.
     
  3. FunkyPhreshMama

    FunkyPhreshMama Visitor

    HAHAHA. so r you just gonna show every girl you pass on the street your cock or just a select few........ it might get you a nice prison cell instead of a house LOL
     
  4. Sign Related

    Sign Related The Don Killuminati

    You're similar to me in how I'd want women to be for me so I could live like a king among 'em.

    I tried to convince women. It hasnt worked out so I said fuck it. Anyhow it may be best though if you go for bisexual women. I say that because other straight women 9 times out of 10 dont want to share their man with other women. That's just how it is though.

    Good luck though.
     
  5. i'll be in your cult. can't work in the garden though, no good with plants. as for the house, how does a refrigerator box sound?

     
  6. If you ever figure out how to do it let me know
     
  7. Adeela

    Adeela Member

    convince them that you hold all the answers in life and you will share those with them when they submit to your teachings.

    im all for making a cult as long as i get to write the scripture and have a garden. you can do whatever you want with the rest of the group.
     
  8. skycanvas

    skycanvas Member

    Man, it's already been done. This guy cracked the code & he's been doin' it all his life. He's the Pimp-of-All-Pimps!

    Ya know Hef--I never understood the point of boobs that big until womens' wrestling...

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    Hugh Hefner:rolleyes:

    http://www.askmen.com/men/feb00/12_hugh_hefner.html

    "Hugh Hefner, what can we say that hasn't already been said about the man who has inspired us all to read magazines for the articles. He has lived an incredible life that most men only dream of. His rise to the top was arduous but the rewards were worth it. After all, living in a house full of Playmates can surely relieve the stress of everyday life."
     
  9. skycanvas

    skycanvas Member

    Hugh Hefner was born on April 9th, 1926, in Chicago, Illinois to Glenn and Grace Hefner. As a child, he attended Sayre Elementary School and Steinmetz High on the West Side of Chicago. He wasn't a gifted student, just your run of the mill average joe who was getting by in school.

    (Yes, but someone who recognized the latent potential in Barbara Walters!)

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    That's her checking out the Sheesha! It was her job to maintain the water level before it got dangerously low & one of the 'bunnies' burned their throat or got a harsh cough. Light my pipe, will you darling? I know you're only here for the memories!
     
  10. skycanvas

    skycanvas Member

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    Based on another guy fantasy that a pair of dykes are both feminine

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    Psst, why do we have to wear these funny costumes again? Shhh!--Because we're Bunnies, stupid!

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    Hey--the guy who's not wearing the bunny suit
    keeps adjusting my tail with his foot!
    You know what standup comedy is buddy? Your tackle!
    If this was the 80's, I'd sue you for sexual harassment.
    But if this was the 90's I give you Viagra...
    --Shut up Ginger, it's only the 60's!
    Oh, what the heck...
    mmm, don't stop--harder, oooh, yessssss!
    —Olive Fakingpleasure
     
  11. skycanvas

    skycanvas Member

    BULLSHIT!

    1. Make them Rich

    2. Make them Prettier than other Girls


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  12. skycanvas

    skycanvas Member

    They Had the Garden

    They didn't Want the Garden

    They Wanted to Know what was to Know on the Don't Know Tree

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    :rolleyes:

    ~The Eternal Cycle of Thought~

    REPEAT MANTRA

    1. What Can I get that I don't already have?

    2. How Can I Get It?


    :eek:
     
  13. skycanvas

    skycanvas Member

  14. skycanvas

    skycanvas Member

    Sex? --No...

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    Shopping!

    :(
     
  15. skycanvas

    skycanvas Member

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    :H

    You Can Do It!
     
  16. WayfaringStranger

    WayfaringStranger Corporate Slave #34

    oooo i liked this thread, thanks for bringin it back! although i cant see all the pics you posted.
     
  17. skycanvas

    skycanvas Member

    Yeah, some guys claim they only read Playboy for the articles too.

    What is having more than one woman--every guy's Dream or every guy's Nightmare?

    You are probably on Internet Radio, you have to plug in a monitor.

    "She's got her Hair Pulled Back--Wayfarers On..."-Boys of Summer, Don Henley Is that the kind of Wayfarers you're talkin about? :H

    -Later.
     
  18. dd3stp233

    dd3stp233 -=--=--=-

    I think if you really study Charles Manson, he did it without being rich first, unlike Hugh. Just don't do the criminal stuff like murder. Just study the period when he got out of jail (1965?) to when he living at Spahn Ranch (1969?). His folowers had nowhere else to go, dead end kids. Note: he usually only picked up females. So he picked them up and took them to his garbage dump. All got high and had orgies, good times.
     
  19. WayfaringStranger

    WayfaringStranger Corporate Slave #34

    not wuite my style, i think you need a more devious mind to pull that off. im too open and honest, and kindof have the nice-guy syndrome. but thatnks for brinin out the oldest thread of mine that i can remember.
     
  20. dietcoketree

    dietcoketree Member

    wow you are really sick in the mind.
     

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