How do I become a hippie, or hippy?

Yeah Frank absolutely HATED Hippies!!! He did not use drugs nor allow his band to use them AT ALL!! Zappa was NO hippie contrary to what many mightve thought!

 

LOVE "Eyes Of The World"! Awesome tune!

 

Here's my advice:
Listen to a LOT of The Dead, Crosby Stills Nash (with and without Young), Jefferson Airplane (Not that Starship shit), smoke weed, bathe at least once a week just if you need to, vote Democrat always, Protest everything, have wild sex and enjoy life while naked and barefoot! Sound like a plan?

 

That you asked the question means that it is impossible for you to even come close.

 

Well, actually Zappa gave him a course in "Who Needs The Peace Corps". He might pull it off if he could find a group of nasty strangers to hang out with.

 

Almost sounds like he should've been in a band with Ted Nugent lol!

 

Zappa wasn't fond of conservatives either, was more moderate in his political thinking, he encouraged people not to follow leaders or trends but to think for themselves. He delivered this message through his music which satirized everything, and the world offered him plenty of targets.

 

A bird has a left wing and a right wing in between there is a heart ..now if you can be the brain...

 

Click your heals together three times, and say, "I Wanna Be Hip!" You've always had the power to go home silly!

 

First off, decide which you want to be--a hippie or a hippy. There's a big difference there, which you will find out if and when you discover where the secret meetings are held. Do not blunder into one dressed and acting like the other! That can be very dangerous and could disqualify you from both!! Good luck.

 

To Er Is Human, To Be Hip Is Divine!

 

LMAO....