How competitive are you?

Considering alex isn't into women, that's not hard to accomplish there big guy.


Edit: Also saying you eat more pussy than a homosexual man, is like saying you can outrun a parapalegic. Way to go.

 

So with what you've said, what Alex has said, and what I've assumed, I can rule out that Alex isn't a man or woman, and is ocasionally intrested in men, women, and puppies.

Is Alex a riddle?

 

gotta do both and more.. just vaginal ~BIG YAWN~ .. what were we talking about i got bored

 

I thought missionary sex is when a woman violates a young Mormon Boy without removing their white shortsleeved dress shirts, ties, or their cycling helmets. But that's just what I heard.




Peace, Love, and no offense to any LDS members


-Lemm

 

No, it(Alex) is just a big pain in the ass. He enjoys ambiguity. And womens clothing.......

along with anal fisting.....


Alex is a complicated guy.

 

now that'd be kinky

 

I do more..... just not oral more..... sorry lady.

 

Actually, I'm pretty sure their are a few words you could use to desribe that behavior.

Complicated works I guess. So does ass fairy. It's all a matter of perspective.

 

You really thought he was a girl? I can't believe people fall for that shit.

 

Yeah, I kinda thought he was a lesbian.

Although I am a little gullible.

More then you.

 

Nice way to tie back into the topic.

I'm going to let you have supremecy in gullibility, as I have supremecy in:

Talking with the ladies, and any other heterosexual mating acitivities you can think of.

I will give you fighting though. And that's it.

 

Is fiighting heterosexual? Seems like it would be, aside from wrestling.

Also, I'm pretty sure none of that is true. I mean, I'm sure ladies do enjoy you as shopping company, but otherwise...

 

Reading comprehension skills - Me.

I said 'heterosexual mating activities'. You say, "fighting" and "shopping"; neither of which fits into said category..... well, I guess shopping kind of can. Fighting definitely does not. Atleast not initially. That's advanced relationship tactics.

 

I'll talk more strreet for ya yo.

And if you get out the good fighting early, then you've got to come up with something exciting to make your anniversary special.

I mean, if ya show ya girl whats up early, she gonna 'preciate ya more.

Yo.

 

You're getting into that whole not making sense motif again.

Translation - I win. Can ya dig it? Sucka

 

We already covered that I give better head right? Cause you don't even like going down on girls?


Just thought we'd cover that.

Also, I can't dumb things down for you too much more without grunting.

 

You're so lucky I already conceded on fighting or I'd kick your ass.

Eating pussy is for guys who can't get the job done with their dick. It's also for suckers.

By logical process this tells me that you are better at:
A)Failing in bed
B)Being a sucker

 

Dude, I would drop this subject if I were you, you are making yourself look like a bigger jackass than you know.

 

I'm a sucker alright, but I can do much more with my dick. It's why I'm so far superior to lesbians.

I just have many tricks, one of which is, I like eating a girl out.

Many other tricks though. I'd say you're just not creative enough when it comes to pleasing a woman. Just a kid.

Connectingto women is more then your dick, it's an intense connection you give her with every inch of you.

You'll probably figure it out. Or just be an average guy. I couldn't really care less.

 

That's seriously a joke. I am well aware of why women like getting eaten out. I just don't do it. And I don't need to, to get women.