Wear shoes and socks. A.k.a the complete opposite of the whole point of this board. Alternatively, walk on shit. As in, actual doo doo.
I just remember my one girlfriend from a wile back with the nicest feet comes home after drinking drinks has some more and falls asleep out on the couch. As usual when we watch tv pull off her shoes and socks mess with her feet wile I watch TV but totally stinky not my kink but I still want to mess with her feet so I get some what ever that body spray that was awful "Axe" and just spray the heck out of them she wakes up what are you doing ??!!!! Nothing I was just messing with you sorry. It was bad, I just hosed her feet with that spray. It took alot to counter act it.