How can I get caught masturbating?

I've been masturbating ever since I was 13 but have never been caught masturbating and I'm 23 now. I do wish I was "caught" because I believe it would be an exciting rush for my perverted self and that most people seem to have had this experience. As a kid I was so sneaky with my masturbation habits that I was never ever caught nor did I ever leave evidence or do anything that would allude to the fact that I masturbated, a lot!

In hindsight I wish I wasn't sneaky or felt like I had to be. The problem that I have in this moment is I live on my own but still wish there was a way I could get caught, preferably by a female ranging from my aunt to my sister, cousin, step-sister, step-mom or mom. I put these females in the order I did because it would be most arousing if my aunt knew because I have had a wicked crush on her since I remember and I KNOW she would keep it between just her and I which would make it MOST arousing. I would like my sister to know just to see her freak out and it doesn't really help that the first time I ever masturbated was in her bedroom the day she left for college. My cousin, my aunt's daughter, is cute and she hates me regardless for reason's I can't figure out so it wouldn't matter if she found out. I wouldn't mind if my step-mom found out because she's kinda b*tchy and I like women who are b*tchy plus she's a milf. I added my mom to the list because I know she wouldn't care and would just crack a joke and I think it would be immaturely funny plus aren't mom's the ones who are supposed to have these "run-ins" happen the most? It sure seems like it.

To help commentator's...

I live close by to my aunt. I go over occasionally to help mow the lawn, do yard work, chores, watch the dogs, though rarely, and run errands. Plus I have had a pair of her panties that I have been enjoying since 4 days ago.

My sister lives on her own and I rarely see her. I live on the opposite side of the state and when I'm home I seldomly see her. She does store some of her things in the basement of my mom's house so sometimes when I stay there, if it's too packed at my dad's, she'll come over and pick up her stuff.

My cousin, who just turned 18 and is 5 years younger than me doesn't like me. For each summer, from 14 years old to age 20, I would stay at my aunt's for like a couple weeks and of course I had already started masturbating by then, I would bring my laptop down so I could masturbate but sometimes I would use the family computer to look at porn and back in 2010 I stayed the whole summer, I was 20 and she was 15. My aunt's house was being renovated and we all had to stay in a guest house we rented so they brought the computer, which is a Mac and mine is a PC. After all those years of busting nuts in front of the Mac I still had no clue had to clear the history and I guess she saw all the porn I looked at. Plus I would masturbate with her dirty panties. Yes I know she was young but I liked the feel and the possibility of getting splooge on them and not being able to conceal it. I'm watching her dogs when she, along with her brother, father, and mom, my aunt who mentioned earlier and I plan on sleeping in her bed, naked.

My step-sister is 19 and I've had a crush on her ever since I met her, she's an indie chick. We get along great but she's pregnant with a boy who she is madly in love with and him likewise. I was supportive beyond words til it dawned on me that they both have no income and my dad is a overly generous and somewhat wealthy person.

I would like for my step-mom to find out because like I said before she is a milf and I would like to see the expression on her face plus whatever she has to say, if anything.

I could careless if my mom caught me but from what I've seen on the net it is usually the mom who happens to catch the son wanking one off. I stay at her house when I'm in town and I sometimes bring home laundry for her to do.

Sorry for the length,
Thank you for the help,
-Batin' Since Aug 24 2003

 

should be easy by the info you give here, try the public erection game first !! see how they respond

 

I had just finished some anal play yesterday ( our nz time) & my wife & family arrived home about 5 mins later close call !

 

Just masturbate in an area of the house that they are likely to visit, and isn't completely private.