how can i get a lighter? i'm only 14?

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  1. Gsmall

    Gsmall Member

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    lol i dont care hes wasting his time posting its not like cant get thier lighter back by asking for it
     
  2. StaggerLee917

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    go to the airport and grab one from security
     
  3. Born25YearsTooLate

    Born25YearsTooLate Hunting the mighty whifflesnark

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    snorts and snickers

    Don't forget to wear an I <3 terrorists teeshirt
     
  4. xLEFTOVERCRACKx

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    just get a lighter from ANYWHERE. if the first place dont sell it to you, move onto another place, and keep going on and on until you find a place that will sell you a lighter.

    Or ask anybody u can bum a lighter from.

    Or here is the best. Its asking for something but wording it in a way that makes it sound like you're borrowin it. Go to your friend, and tell him taht you need to borrow his lighter for the night, and that you will return it tommorow. And if he lets you borrow the lighter, you probably wont have to return it to him because most chances is that he' probably forgot he lent it to you and went to buy a new one already. works a lot.

    But if you accidentally jack a lighter, dont feel guilty. Everybody does it intentionally and unintentionally. But people dont take it seriously if its just a normal lighter, but if its a zippo or a torch lighter...then thats a different story.

    Just remember that if you jacked a lighter by accident, you can keep it, but if it gets jacked, dont complain. Its called KARMA. but still, dont worry, lighters come and go. If they are hard for you to find now, in two years you will laugh at yourself for struggling just to find a lighter.
     
  5. V_<3s_Sublime

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    for the record, i am not going to jack one off my friends. i know i could do that easily, but i don't want to.

    i haven't tried getting my lighter yet. but i will try sometime this weekend. there's a grocery store near my house so i guess i'll just go there and steal one. can anyone remind me... where do they keep the lighters in grocery stores? lol i forgot. are they near the cash registers?
     
  6. xLEFTOVERCRACKx

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    yeah they're near the cash registers.

    sumtimes they are placed on a shelf thats invisible to the kid working the register.
    If ur not gonna jack one of ur friends, you got sum decency kid.

    but you can look around the house. Im sure that even if noone in your family smokes cigs or pot, theres bound to be some sort of lighter in the house, for example, my mom doesnt smoke anything at all. she has this big ass lighter that she uses to light candles and incense sticks (yes, she lights incense sticks but shit is against pot).
     
  7. Vapemaster

    Vapemaster Captain of a sinking ship

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    I'm from kitchener. The macs is in eastbridge.

    Oh and try going to 7-11's in the evening/early morning hours. Alot of the time it'sa younger person working and they really don't give a shit waht they sell. I bought smokes and shit from 7-11 at night but during the day you dont have a chance.
     
  8. V_<3s_Sublime

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    Hmmm its too late to search for one now since my mom thinks im in bed and will have a fit if she finds out im randomly searching around the house. But i shall search in the morning. Although i REALLY doubt we have one, since we always use matches for candles and such.
     
  9. zen_arcade

    zen_arcade Banned

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    apparently you live in San Francisco.
     
  10. V_<3s_Sublime

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    i live right across the bridge, not IN sf though. the nearest head shop is in sf, meaning i would have to some how get over the bridge and drive through several blocks and neighborhoods to get to the shop, not to mention go back. and i don't have a car.
     
  11. stratface

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    smoke up a bud and tell him you need to borrow his lighter. shouldn't be too much trouble.
     
  12. xLEFTOVERCRACKx

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    oh ok. yeah randomly searching around the house can lead to your parents suspecting somethings up.

    you got matches, use them in the meantime. just dont use too much or else they see an abundance of missing matches.
     
  13. Reefer Rogue

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    Ask someone to buy you one, at worst you lose a dollar or 2 and at best you get your lighter.
     
  14. ishade32

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    since when do u need to be 18 to buy a LIGHTER!? this is a joke right? a lighter...................................
     
  15. nirmalamaya

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    Nope. Gotta be 18 at many place here....supposed to be all places but a lot of stores dont give a shit.

    Here is Nashville, Tennessee, by the way.
     
  16. V_<3s_Sublime

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    i finally got my lighter! :D
    i went into the grocery store and got a candle (Jennifer19's idea, thank you!) and i went up to the cash register. then i noticed there was a pack of three lighters next to the register and i grabbed them and put them in my jacket pocket. but since i'm stupid, i still bought the candle. i guess my brain wasn't functioning too well since i was scared some one was going to find out a shoplifted. anyway, i ran outta that store as soon as possible and i even took pics when i got home :) i realize i look like crap in them, but here they are, just because i'm so happy i finally got my own lighters.

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  17. Captain Cannabis

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    You stole a pack of $1.49 lighters?

    Not only is that bad karma but you stole shitty lighters.
     
  18. V_<3s_Sublime

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    hey... they work fine :)
     
  19. City Wok

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    While it is not illegal to buy lighters if your under 18, many stores have policys not allowing persons under 18 to buy them, in a futile attemt to cut down on underage smoking. I notice they dont sell me lighters in supermarkets or smokemarts but in cheapo stores like GO-LO they do.

    If you honestly cant find a store where they sell you lighters. Then buy matches or BBQ lighters (they're less suspicouis) instead of cigarette lighters. Or knaf one from someone who smokes or look for ones on the ground, sometimes you may get lucky & find one with a decent amount of fluid left.
     
  20. Jennifer19

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    I am happy everything worked out :) always make sure your careful with taking stuff from a store. smoke a bowl for me.
     

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