How can I be such an idiot? (Advice)

The relationship I had with my girlfriend ended 4 weeks ago after been together for 3 years. Our sex life was very bad and it just built me up to be horny and more horny. Yesterday I found an escort on a posted ad near my city and went to visit her, she's young(20 years old) and we made out; she also gave me a blowjob without a condom. Now I am so paranoid that I might have STD's and what not. She did not have any blisters around her lips so I dont know. I am freaking out so much that I even asked her, she said no I don't have anything.

 

Not much you can do about it now so stop worryin' and put it out of your mind.

 

Was she hot at least?

 

Well of course she is gonna tell you she doesn't have anything. She wants to get paid!

If she had said, "yes I have herpes" … would you have continued? ……Exactly.


I would wait a day or two to let it incubate (if there is anything) and then go get tested. Think about it…. women/ men like that are sucking and fucking nearly everything that comes to them if there is money involved. Given the prevalence of STD's, its very possible that they have something. If you're going to get a hooker, at least wear a condom. Carry them with you!

 

I texted her after, that's when I asked her and she said no. What's stupid of me is that I had condoms on me but it just happened so fast, she pulled my pants down and started blowing me. I just let her.

 

wear rubbers if you have sex and get tested

 

We did not have sex, we just made out and she gave me oral sex without a condom.

 

Wow a hooker that kisses

 

Let's just hope she had teeth.

 

You'd be surprised who hookers are today. I come from white upper middle class and I have a few friends who are into this stuff. Even "slutty" friends lol. What I mean is, its not just reserved for your stereotypical meth/ crackhead nowadays.

One girl I know makes $2000+ per weekend! Crazy

 

I was JOKING!! I've spent money on high end "escorts" before.... but that was like in the past and stuff....

 

mhm gotcha

I hope you didn't spend $2k on one. Thats senseless!!

 

Are you saying, "I did not have sexual relations with that woman!"

 

Billy is such a fucking liar. Seriously. First off, he did puff on that joint, not only did he puff but he inhaled the damn thing. And he's so used to that worthless shit-pot that he thought he had the good shit but hey- the proof's in the pudding. Look at Monica. Dude, just THAT is enough for a birth control poster. "This is your intern (a pic of Miley Cyrus)"..."This is your intern after drugs (pic of Monica). NOW do you want the cyanide?"

Seriously. I don't like Hillary, but even now she's a hell of a lot better looking than what Monica was then. AND now.

Formertechno34, you're no idiot. Trust me. :daisy:

 

So I went to a clinic and I did the STD screening test. However, they told me they do not screen for herpes(the one STD I fear the most). I've noticed since Sunday, when I pee, I have a burning sensation. Fuck..

 

It could just all be in your head (the upper one), since you've been thinking about it so much. Let's hope so anyway.

 

Yeah could be mental. Hopefully. That shit is for life.

 

lol, I've been in your shoes. I'm a hypochondriac as you seem to be. Lucky for you, a burning sensation when you pee is not one of the symptoms of herpes.

I'm sure there are lots here who'll play into your STD hysteria, but I personally think the chances of your contracting mouth-to-genitals herpes without apparent blisters is patently small.

Still, nothing worthwhile is free of risk.

 

I work in a Dr's office. Each time you pull up a patient's chart, a red box pops up for alerts. It says things like "Cancer" if they have it, or "high blood pressure", "takes xxx medicine regularly". You wouldn't beeelieeeeve how many alerts come up and the large number who have herpes.

 

really? what the fuck is the point of an STD test that doesn't screen for the most common STD?