how big are you

aw hush, just.. shut up

 

How are we supposed to be measuring? Cause if you count the balls...

 

hehe, I know you are but what am I...!?

 

1 big kiss is better then 2 mediocere kisses

 

if you count the balls even 9" is a small pecker

 

I assume you measure the shaft from the top (what you see when you look down). I can't get a good erection right now.

 

yup, or underneeth then you can sneak in an extra inch if you please???

 

i put 9+ but its actually like a hair under 9

 

It actually depends on my horny factor.

 

Do you wanna have anal with me?

 

naw thats ok dude im hetero.

 

oh my gosh me too!

 

i have a steel dildo that is 16 inches long

 

i knew we were made for each other haha

 

What... do you have like a little pressure guage? Does it have a meter that tells you when your penis is dangerously cheesy?

 

did you?

 

definetley. too bad i dont live where voldemort can't stop the rock!

 

hAHA... VOLDEMORT CAN'T STOP THE ROCK!11111111!! Especially in Prare-E-Veal, Loozeeeanna

 

oh shit george i totaly blanked and forgot to tell you, im moving right across the river from you so we are definetley gonna chill.

 

when the hell did i write this??