Hot and bothered please read I'm laughing my ass off this is too good

Nothing that a 15 year old should know about :toetap05:

 

being horny

you know that

 

9 years is quite a stretch! Good on ya for having the will power to refrain. Question is, how are you planning on planning on lettin' the steam out of that knot?

 

dammit you all

are you all having fun making fun of me

 

i'm not surprised by the content so much as the unbearably poor writing.

you say you hate to read. if you really can't tell it was poorly written, my guess if you have no concept of quality when it comes to the written word.

i'm not making fun of your sexual appetite. i'm saying its extremely poorly written, and virtually unreadable. also that there is a forum where this would be more appropriate.

 

haha there's a word for it

I don't want to get kicked off the forum

now I'm not saying I do it hehe

 

its kind of like four wheel drive:cheers2:

 

I'll admit it I wanted the attention

I knew it would be more read in this forum

 

I'm sorry I don't understand what this means

 

Ohhh right. LOL.

Well, id say you'd be surprised at what kids know, but you probably wouldnt. Like a couple of weeks this kid (14?) was telling me about rainbow kisses. Never heard of them before that.

EDIT: Sometimes I ask questions that go ignored, I ask a question about sex. 3 people answer.

 

its wordplay. a literary device. a humorous simile, although "humurous" may be a bit generous.

 

Why the fuck did I just waste my time reading that?

 

okay you all don't really hate me do you

 

god dammit

and no one else here would like to get spanked

 

hate is such a strong word...

You're just misunderstood is all, no worries, it happens a lot around here

 

When 3 people answer, I'm the one you should listen to. K ?

Ummm....rainbow kisses

 

haha i did it too.
I like this thread.
Made me laugh.

 

Do what you like, just dont tell any more stories...

Ok ok, I jests:cheers2:

 

Our random forums seriously lacking in randomness compared to this place
Although I guess we just dont feel the need to make a whole thread over the fact were about to make a sandwich

 

Kk but what if you're not one of the people. Then I'm doomed.

I was told it was something like when the girls on her period the guy licks her so he has blood in his mouth, and then kisses her. Great stuff.

Well, i found it funny.