Hot and bothered please read I'm laughing my ass off this is too good

Climbing Arms of Ivy, how old are you?
Im confused, sometimes i think 25-30, sometimes (like now) I think teenager.

 

Would you believe that she's 35 ?

 

Nope.
Seriously?

 

If I remember well, yes. 35.
If I didn't know, I'd say 15 though. No, wait....you're 15. I'd say she's 13.

 

:iagree:

 

all I can say is....wow.....35?! really?!


piaf, you've reached 10,000 postsarty:

 

haha..
Id say 13-14 if i didnt know.

I think Ivy, you should get a bf if you dont already have one.

 

how is it poorly written?

no I don't want to get kicked out of the hip forums, I'll stop it all please don't kick me out!!

 

thank you,,,not

 

the fact that you don't know what makes it a poorly written story is the very reason you should consider taking some creative writing classes....

nobody threatened to kick you out of the forums there drama queen, calm down:sifone:

 

maybe I should

I hate reading though

 

well did you re read it before posting it?

"ivy does this
ivy does that
ivy hippie something
ivy gets fucked
dirty hippie whore?"

thats pretty much it in a nutshell.

besides, theres an erotica forum for things like this.

 

Oh yeah. I post so much here cause I'm a dirty hippie whore. Mmhmm.
arty:

 

While I can see the lure of your fantasy, it is also quite odd at the same time. Are you saying that you like rough sex, or you like being dominated? Those are two themes I pick up on in that story.

 

haha I need to get laid

don't have a boyfriend

 

aren't we all Piaf?!...aren't we all?!:cheers2:

 

hippie whore in a affectionate way

I think I would like it mildly rough

it's been a while since I've had sex

9 years yes 9

choice and hormones is the reason why

I have just recently had a sex drive

 

I read you like to give spankings by your posts in another forum so don't be suprised by my posts

 

Whats a sex drive?

 

Wow Mary...sounds like someone needs a spanking....