Horribly constipated

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  1. dark suger

    dark suger Dripping With Sin!

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    This hurts so bad I feel like I'm dying haven't had a full poo in days I'm sorry this is so not sexy but it hurts I've been up all night in pain.

    What do I do
     
    dark suger, Jul 21, 2014
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  3. GLENGLEN

    GLENGLEN Banned

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    Google "Enema"...:)

    Problem Solved...:2thumbsup:



    Cheers Glen.
     
    GLENGLEN, Jul 21, 2014
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  5. Vanilla Gorilla

    Vanilla Gorilla Go Ape

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    Ask hipforumers before going to a doctor
     
    Vanilla Gorilla, Jul 21, 2014
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  7. Meliai

    Meliai Members

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    Enema. I was super constipated when I was pregnant and then right after birth so I know all about it lol. Once you reach this point an enema is really the only thing that will work. Take a couple of laxatives too but don't take that longer than a day or two or your body can become dependent on them. Take stool softeners for a week or so and eat lots of fruits and veggies and drink a lot of water
     
    Meliai, Jul 21, 2014
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  9. Asmodean

    Asmodean Slo motion rider

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    Subjective anyway :sunny: :2thumbsup:
     
    Asmodean, Jul 21, 2014
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  11. Pressed_Rat

    Pressed_Rat Do you even lift, bruh?

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    Take some magnesium.
     
    Pressed_Rat, Jul 21, 2014
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  13. Sallysmart

    Sallysmart Raynstorm Serenade

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    Prunes, about three will do ya by am, lots of water always, check your fibre intake. Yes lots of supplements will help avoid this.
    Read up on constipation. Unless pregnant it should be avoidable. It's usually about your diet unless there is a medical issue and then you need to see your doctor.
     
    Sallysmart, Jul 21, 2014
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  15. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    drink some pepsi
     
    SpacemanSpiff, Jul 21, 2014
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  17. eggsprog

    eggsprog anti gang marriage HipForums Supporter

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    coffee and tobacco. or water and fibre. whichever one sounds more enjoyable for you.
     
    eggsprog, Jul 21, 2014
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  19. NoxiousGas

    NoxiousGas Old Fart

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    take out the buttplug ;)
     
    NoxiousGas, Jul 21, 2014
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  21. scratcho

    scratcho Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    A quart á prune juice'll clean you out from top to bottom!! (Don't stray too far from the thunder mug!!
     
    scratcho, Jul 21, 2014
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  23. Vanilla Gorilla

    Vanilla Gorilla Go Ape

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    Lolz, thats probably it, havent been able to poo for days, oh whoopsie, thats right, forgot about the anal intruder 3000
     
    Vanilla Gorilla, Jul 21, 2014
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  25. Sallysmart

    Sallysmart Raynstorm Serenade

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    Thunder mug,,, you get a Like for that one, hahahahahahaha.
     
    Sallysmart, Jul 21, 2014
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  27. deleted

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    drink 3/4 cup mineral oil... oil up one finger and do what you do do best... :)
     
    deleted, Jul 21, 2014
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  29. MyHipThoughts

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    Eat organic coconut oil (2-3 tbs), high dose fish oil caps (refrigerator section of your closest health food store), and a LOT of water.

    It'll come out and you'll be :) instead of :( .

    Take care.
     
    MyHipThoughts, Jul 21, 2014
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  31. drumminmama

    drumminmama Super Moderator Super Moderator

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    Magnesium is a great idea.
    So, listen to PR.

    The simple way is magnesium citrate oral solution from any drugstore. By all the constipation pills. Liquid is faster. So make no plans.
     
    drumminmama, Jul 22, 2014
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  33. dark suger

    dark suger Dripping With Sin!

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    My friend gave me a full body massage after I went for a long walk and it came
     
    dark suger, Jul 22, 2014
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  35. Vanilla Gorilla

    Vanilla Gorilla Go Ape

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    Congradulations on your deuce
     
    Vanilla Gorilla, Jul 22, 2014
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  37. NoxiousGas

    NoxiousGas Old Fart

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    yeah, but did you go poop yet?
     
    NoxiousGas, Jul 22, 2014
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  39. r0llinstoned

    r0llinstoned Gute Nacht, süßer Prinz

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    Among taco bells many benefits, acting as a natural laxative, is one of the top relievers of constipation. Add in a few tablespoons of coconut oil and you'll be goin to town!!
     
    r0llinstoned, Jul 22, 2014
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