Horny. That's all. Really fucking horny.

hahahaha ohh no im not suggestimg ..that would be messy..lol but ya wouldnt fail


jokin ofcourse.. wait for her see what happens its weeks i kno do what u gotta do to get thru.. i kno never in my life been as horny as i was yesterday even when she was in her office 10,000 miles a way..hehe & i wont see her till sometime mid may..but i gotta disagree on those cause shes 21 im 40 if either of us was any more peek we wouldnt survive..lol its totaly crazy how crazy we get eachother..
but ya love your girl do what u gotta do to get by & whatevers ok with her is ok with her.. but damn yea i hear ya hugs

 

im really sure this is because its spring and animals are waking up from hybernation now, feeling all slim, fit and sexy. so maybe this suggests humans infact at some point in theire evolution used to hybernate??? :/ , but yeah, last few weeks, sex (or the lack of it) is all ive been thinking about, and its litterally like splosh said:
I HAVE GOT TO FUCK SOMEONE SOON!!11!!11

its the tiiiiiiiiiiiiiime of the seaaaaaaaaaason

:lol:

 

i need to fuck some one. like i might my kill him. i have so much pent up sexual tension. i need to release on a man.

 

It's pretty sweet having a gf, especially one who's hornier than you. :tongue:

 

yeh man.

ive found there are two sexual urges, the urge to get off and the urge to make love. i only have the urge to make love when around my girlfriend, and the urge to get off is pretty easy to extinguish - just get off. since ive lost my virginity its like the urge to ge off is purely biological, and im happy to just jackoff at any time of the day and get on with things. ie, if i find myself with a recurring boner telling me i should extinguish my loins.

 

Lmfao, for real, not to mention she is gay. No offense stella

 

sex (or the lack there of)
Yes, I am grammar gestapo today -_-

Nice observation, never thought of that, but its highly feasible!

 

yes i agree, great ideas man- ur my hero

 

LOL, did you seriously quote yourself? Now now, we have this thing called being modest... Eh, fuck it ;P

 

Just to clarify: contrary to popular belief, I'm not a full out flannel wearing, hairy armpitted dyke. If I had to call myself anything, I'd be bi.

 

are u kiddin me??? ur cute as hell, who the fuck would think that :s

=P

 

Hahahaha of course I was kidding

 

I didn't mean you insinuate that, just putting it bluntly

So you ARE a flannel wearing, hairy armpitted dyke!!! :O

 

dude lol

 

I usually end up doing myself

 

haha this is funny. so I am bumping it.

 

Edit: Dead thread

 

tis the time the morning I need more nuts to play with..

 

reviving old threads because lately stoner lounge just does not have enough action.

 

Weed has always made very very horney. So does K2 and now Spice (for as long as it is not banned). Some of the best (most intense) sex I have ever had was with women when we were toking and then ... you know.

It's a great aphrodisiac - for me, at least.