Horny Craig's Lister Wants Transcendental Eclipse Sex, Must Like Cats

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  1. Beach Ball Lady Balls

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    Written by a horny cat named ME-OW

    https://www.gq.com/story/solar-eclipse-sex
     
  2. Beach Ball Lady Balls

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    The part of the article that pisses me off is that he describes himself as a 40 year old European male and the papers or online sources that posted this article labelled him a white supremacist., strictly because he is assumed white and that he wants a white woman only. , which he never states. The rest is funny.

    Is being white a crime? This seems to be a trend.
     
  3. drumminmama

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    Actually he did, in coded language.
    Worthy and strong genes.
    It's Euro Alt rightspeak.
     
  4. Beach Ball Lady Balls

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    So if a black man says I am a 40 year old African living in the USA says he has strong genes, spetrm, we can call him a racist too and a leftist alt left. Sorry drummin, you are wrong. He never stipulated that he wanted white woman only, just female, strong genes, beauty, chemistry and must like cats. Maybe he wants a beautiful baby with a diverse ethnicity.

    To assume such things about him makes you racist. You judge him based on his ethnicity and his pride in his long lineage.

    Your thinking is part of the problem.
     
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  5. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    aligned with the planets?


    this guy is not a genius


    the sun and moon are not planets
     
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  6. Beach Ball Lady Balls

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    I think this guy is really funny. The moon is a planet by the way, according to the IAU definition it meets all the requirements, but we simply call it our moon as if it is different from the other ones.
     
  7. tumbling.dice

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    Actually, the Moon is considered Earth's satellite for now. This is because the center of gravity between the Earth-Moon system (the barycenter) is beneath the Earth's surface. This will not always be the case however as the Moon is gradually receding from Earth. Eventually the barycenter between the Moon and Earth will be in space and at that time the Earth-Moon system will be considered a double planet, unless IAU definitions change of course.

    https://www.universetoday.com/85749/is-the-moon-a-planet/
     
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  8. I'minmyunderwear

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    obviously he wants a white woman. only white people like cats.
     
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  9. Eric!

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    Drumminmama is not a racist
     
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  10. drumminmama

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    The wording used is coded for insiders of the white supremacist movement. (Source: multiple years volunteering with SPLC tracking hate groups online)
     
  11. GLENGLEN

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    Something A Bit Strange About That Site........I Clicked On And Whilst Reading The Article Got Repeated

    Half Page Requests To Join Something Or Other......Finally Got Rid Of That And When I Finished

    Reading The Article I Clicked Close......My Puuter Shut Down Then 5 Seconds Later Rebooted.

    Can't Find Any Probs But I Strongly Feel Something Was Downloaded To My Puuuter

    That Required A Reboot To Validate It.......Any Body Else Encounter This.?????



    Cheers Glen.
     
  12. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    mine works fine

    pop ups blocked adblocker and malware is all working
     
  13. drumminmama

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    I checked Stuff White People Like and could not find cats.
     
  14. Meliai

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    But did you check under "making Craigslist ads detailing the aligning of one's cosmic orgasmic energy with the planets" ?

    I feel certain that must be something white people like
     
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  15. I'minmyunderwear

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    so nobody likes cats?
     
  16. WOLF ANGEL

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    I prefer a young pussy to an old dog ..... Apologies - Couldn't resist it
     
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  17. WOLF ANGEL

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    But back to point:- "If we have chemistry, I would like for us to make love while the eclipse is happening. When totality occurs, we will have simultaneous orgasms and we will conceive a child that will be on the next level of human evolution." = Really?

    Would one wish to further human development by a messiah created in such a calculated and condescending manner = Gotta be a joke!
     
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  18. tumbling.dice

    tumbling.dice Visitor

    I'm happy enough getting my penis directed towards the commode.
     
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  19. drumminmama

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    So are your floor, partner, housecleaner, etc.
     
  20. Beach Ball Lady Balls

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    HOw does volunteering for the southern poverty law center make you an authority on who is labelled racist? a group that accuses everyone of being racist, alt left fascists. The SPLC is racist. Coded message. LOL
     
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