Hoo wants cirrhoisis?

If you're insinuating that I made a typo at some point (which is possible), I find it humorous that you would be the one to point it out, considering your lack of proper capitalization, puncuation, and basic sentence structure.

 

who wants to have sex with a curling Iron?

 

yeah its the net and apparently you can read and comprehend what I am saying so I guess it doesn't matter.
maybe you need to lighten up a bit?

 

I got shotgun!

 

At least that's one comparison I would win. Sometimes.

 

I had a GF in high school that had this little portible butane pwered one. when the lid was on it and it was warm...well i never saw her do it...but I heard her talk about it.

 

My friend's ex-girl friend used to masturbate with toothpaste tubes.