Honast opinions

I agree with most of this.

There is no clarity to it whatsoever. It's hackneyed and trite. However it is slightly better than those poems TNS posted a few weeks ago.

 

I'm honored to win such a prestigious award


let me finish jerking off and I'll shake your hand....

 

Shit sandwich.

 

Those poems were as bad a tornado of my passion eating the emptiness of my soul.

 

The erect phallus of my life wants to discover the mangled vulva of your beauty.

Totally non-sexual, btw. Just my magical metaphor skills.

 

A swashbuckling shit sandwich.

 

It was like rain on your wedding day.

 

Your romance plunders my heart like a movie about pirates in which that happens.

 

My crab has found a home within your human shell.

 

Rain on your wedding day is ironic if your wife is made of sugar.

 

Only slightly disturbing.

 

It's as if literature is being plundered across the page like a ship being shot with cannons of love.

 

"My love for you is like a river,
Like a summer breeze that makes my soul shiver.
One look from you is more precious than gold.
Let's go get some bbq and get busy!"

 

"I'm a gangsta of love,
ghetto's and gangs struck from above,
When will we all say enough,
and embrace our hands out to the sweet dove."

 

Nobel invinted dynomite......i don't want his blood money

 

big laughs. really big laughs.

the armchair of my soul rumbled ...