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Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Vanilla Gorilla, Oct 17, 2014.

  1. Vanilla Gorilla

    Vanilla Gorilla Go Ape

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    Hey, I just got back from the jim. something really embarassing happen to me, I dont know what to do. I think they might press charges or something.

    I was at class and had some clothes and changed in the locker room into jims shorts but i realized he was still wearing them

    We started out on the treadmill warmin up. I dunno if I was just really horny or if it was the fact that my junk was sloshing around in jims shorts too much but I started to get a massive erection right then and there.

    Jim turned around and accidentally sat on my erection cos we were both in the same shorts, I got kicked out of the jim for life.

    What am I supposed to do this is the only cheap jim within 30 miles please help me. was thinknig i coudl set up a home jim but dont even know where to get the stuff or maybe department store mannequins. Any one have a home jim they built themself?
     
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  2. rollingalong

    rollingalong Banned

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    I have a friend that has been paying for jim he doesn't use....50 dollars a month......he said he prefers a jim that also has a bigger john
     
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  3. Tyrsonswood

    Tyrsonswood Senior Moment Lifetime Supporter

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    Well.... At least you didn't jizz in jim's shorts.



    Or did you?
     
  4. Moonglow181

    Moonglow181 Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    Completely hilarious! LOL
     
  5. Tyrsonswood

    Tyrsonswood Senior Moment Lifetime Supporter

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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ksNsG0nftg
     
  6. r0llinstoned

    r0llinstoned Gute Nacht, süßer Prinz

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    If I didnt know any better id think u were havin a go at me vanilla gorilla -___-
     
  7. Vanilla Gorilla

    Vanilla Gorilla Go Ape

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    No, cos

    A) havent done a parody thread in a while

    B) The whole time reading your version, kept thinking, whos this jim guy
     
  8. Vanilla Gorilla

    Vanilla Gorilla Go Ape

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    While we are at it.

    Its life jim, but not as we know it.......

    http://youtu.be/FCARADb9asE
     

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