Home Gym Help

Hey, I just got back from the gym. something really embarassing happen to me, I dont know what to do. I think they might press charges or something.

I was at class and had some clothes and changed in the locker room into gym shorts but realized I forgot underwear. so I just said fuk it and free-balled it with just my shorts on.

I started out on the treadmill warmin up and there was this girl on the elliptical besides me that I could not take my eyes off. she was literally like a 9/10, maybe 5'6" hot ass, nice tits, reall y nice body, you could tell she takes care of herself, and cute face too. I dunno if I was just really horny or if it was the fact that my junk was sloshing around in my shorts too much but I started to get a massive erention right then and there.

Pretty soon the front of my shorts were stickin out in front of my jostling around as I was running. The girl looked over and saw it and must have got scared because she got off the treadmill and was walkin to the door so I got off too and was gonna go to the bathroom to calm myself down. I was walking behind her and then all of a sudden she stopped to talk with someone but I didn't see and I rammed her in her lower back with my penor, and my seed was released. She turned around and saw what I had done and I got kicked out of the gym for life.

What am I supposed to do this is the only cheap gym within 30 miles please help me. was thinknig i coudl set up a hoem gym but dont even know where to get the stuff. or maybe body weight exercises. Any one have a home gym they built themself?

EDITED: for spelling

 

I am so sorry that I am laughing so hard I have tears in my eyes.

 

Holy fucking shit!!!!

 

that's the beauty of the home gym, mom won't press charges when you cum on her back.

 

Valid point.

 

A good lesson regarding underwear

 

Good read. This is the type of thread that makes coming here worth wading through all the retarded shit.

 

Such as unnuanced remarks about the african ebola outbreak

 

What equipment do you use at the gym ?
I'm sure there is another affordable gym you can join...unless you have been blacklisted from them all in the area.

 

You can do calisthenics at home. Really you can work your whole body out without buying any equipment.

That shits crazy if youre serious

 

LMAO. You're such a troll. Threads like this make me miss nz male.

 

Ride it into the sunset.

 

The moral of the story here is clearly.....jerk off before you go to the gym.

 

I mean there is a 24 hour fitness but its 23-40 bucks a months and there is a private wned gym that I used to go to but that shit is 50 bucks a month. Fuck that. I aint rollin in the dough like i used to be.

To bad there isnt a planet fitness nearby. Never thought i would say that

 

Not surprised that people think this is a troll thread. It all sounds extremely improbable, but I suppose weird stuff happens though.

You'll probably be fine if you just stay away from the gym and away from the girl. Trying to explain yourself would only make things worse.

You don't need a gym. Just do some push-ups and maybe get an exercise bike.

If a similar situation should happen again, remember to think of Sandra Bernhard

 

lol @ the people who believe this story is true.

 

Well yea i HAVE to stay away from the gym, I got kicked out for life. They might even press charges

 

Oh please, charges would have been pressed by now if they were going to do something. They probably feel sorry for your lack of stamina more than anything.

Also, I second what ezm8 said. For the most part gyms are indeed unnecessary. Save up some money and buy some free weights. Get a bar and a few hundred pounds of weights. That's really all you need.

 

Maybe ill check out play it again sports and buy some used ones and a squat rack or something

 

run outside and with jumping rope at the same time.

you won't have to pay for gas to run on plastic.