Home Alone

It looks like I'll have the place to myself tomorrow night. I was wondering what you could suggest to keep myself entertained, if you know what I mean. I'm upper-middle aged and am willing to trying anything once.

 

Join a Tango dance club. I think these exist in Dallas still. Have to act quick though.

 

You should organize all of your spices in alphabetical order. Imagine how much easier that would make cooking....

 

smoke a doobie.

 

or two..