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Discussion in 'Stoners Lounge' started by Stella_Drives, Aug 4, 2008.

  1. hippieatheart

    hippieatheart vagina boob

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    Lol.. your dad sounds like a funny guy.
    parents always give the best advice!

    but good luck to you, and i hope you get this all figured out.
     
  2. Stella_Drives

    Stella_Drives Senior Member

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    Yeah he's the greatest. He just doesn't really get it though, like when my girlfriend cheated on me his words of wisdom were "Well, at least you're not pregnant with a ******-baby". He's a total racist. Pretty terrible.
     
  3. -beatnick

    -beatnick Senior Member

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    Oh, I can relate completely, my dad refers to them as "monkeys" and he can be great too, except that hes only either that or one of the scariest men on earth. Hes a stark raving mad ex-alcoholic/nerve damaged Russian guy who scares 95% of my close friends and the other 5% because they would just party hard as hell with him LOL

    + done stella [burned]
    + respect for the immortal technique love 40oz+chronic
     
  4. Stella_Drives

    Stella_Drives Senior Member

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    I think we might have the same dad. Because you just described my dad but my dad is italian
     
  5. hippieatheart

    hippieatheart vagina boob

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    lmao. .my dad is a pretty big racist, too..
    AND he looks like a drill sargent, and scares all my friends.. hehe
     
  6. Stella_Drives

    Stella_Drives Senior Member

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    My dad is little and italian but he is terrifying. He married my mom in an arm cast because the night before, they were at a bar and a guy looked at my mom the wrong way and my dad punched him sooo hard my dads knuckle shifted back into his hand. He is also bff with all the Hell's Angels. He is not a man to fuck with for sure.
     
  7. Captain Cannabis

    Captain Cannabis Banned

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    Well I hope you figure everything out, I know I freak out sometimtes too when I think about things for too long.

    Thats cool, my family has always been big in the machine.
     
  8. ~Baked Goods~

    ~Baked Goods~ Senior Member

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    It took a huge thing like that to realize that I'm bi but mostly in a way where I'm a gay whore. I've only ever met one guy I'd be in a relationship with and we just met again.
     
  9. Stella_Drives

    Stella_Drives Senior Member

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    Yeah, I feel that bakedgoods. There are lot's of ladies I'd love to lay but not really be involved with on a level much deeper.
     
  10. ~Baked Goods~

    ~Baked Goods~ Senior Member

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    I've given up on chasing ass for the most part due to the fact that regardless of if I have sex with a man or a woman I always hear the same shit about my performance. I'm apparently a sex god. It's hard for me to believe since I'm only 21 and really haven't had a lot of sex partners.
     
  11. Stella_Drives

    Stella_Drives Senior Member

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    Are you serious? Why would you stop boning people after receiving such praise? Live it up!
     
  12. Captain Cannabis

    Captain Cannabis Banned

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    ^^^ He's not a machine!
     
  13. Stella_Drives

    Stella_Drives Senior Member

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    I still don't get it!
     
  14. ~Baked Goods~

    ~Baked Goods~ Senior Member

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    Finding someone to have sex with right now isn't very easy. All my booty calls have sig others now. The variety in the type of women and a few men is astounding. It consists of all different types of bodies and different types of things they want to do.

    I really would like an honest relationship. But being me isn't easy. My mental disorder combined with a type B personality make it hard.
     
  15. ~Baked Goods~

    ~Baked Goods~ Senior Member

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    Because I haven't given it to you yet. :wink:
     
  16. teh-horace

    teh-horace for your pleasure

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    i think i just pissed my pants
     
  17. Stella_Drives

    Stella_Drives Senior Member

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    Uhg I am on the phone with her write now should I tell her everything?
     
  18. Captain Cannabis

    Captain Cannabis Banned

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    No, not over a phone....
     
  19. ~Baked Goods~

    ~Baked Goods~ Senior Member

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    Phones aren't good. I don't know how you should do it but I wish you the best of luck. Breaking up with someone is never easy.
     
  20. Stella_Drives

    Stella_Drives Senior Member

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    But i wont see her in person for 3 more weeks!
     

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