Holy shit do i need your help like NOW

All that shit works, but it takes more than one night. So he didn't have time for that.

It's probably too late anyway. He was gonna get tested this morning, so he has either passed or failed, by now.

 

wont it be tomorrow morning that he said he´d get tested? (unless i read the wrong time and date...)

anyways, is your dad gonna actually watch you take a piss into a cup? cause if not, call up a friend to bring you over some clean urine and give that to your dad. it´ll have to be warmed up some way, though... hold a sealed container of it in your armpit and/or crotch? dont want it to be too hot...

well, good luck man!

 

I guess it depends on where he is. In Georgia, which is where I am, he posted at about 1:21am, and most people consider that night time, since they haven't gone to bed yet, so I just assumed he would get tested today.

 

shit dude, hope hes alright. Drug tests suck.

 

^^^Yep. I was hoping to hear back from him by now.

 

o god...the anticipation!

 

I CANT TAKE IT ANYMOREEEE *jumps off a building*

 

hahahaha

 

I PASSED THE MOTHERFUCKER

i got tested today after school. I woke up late on purpose so I could say I didnt have time. Over night (I posted my thread at like ~1:00AM US Eastern) i just drank insane amounts of water, like insane. During school I spent all my lunch money on POM juice and downed it, drank a shit load of water again. Then I called my friend up and he gave me some bleach in a container which I put into a Visine eye dropper. When my dad asked me to piss i closed the door halfway telling him watching him pee is awkward. i turned around as if i was leaning on the wall, dropped some drops in it, and gave it to him.

It didnt smell like bleach, it smelled like urine, and because before I took that mega men shit my piss wasnt weirdly clear, it was just a "i drink healthy shit" clear. and it WORKED my friends, it fucking WORKEd. I cant believe this. Ive been smoking everyday for the past like two weeks.

Needless to say, as celebration, I got totally fucking baked with my friends. I just got home and decided to post here, seeing as you guys were a lot of help with the bleach thing. I was really going to drink it, but I looked it up and heard that it could fuck u up. And I didnt have any 1 gallon container so it wouldnt work. W/e, the drops worked fine, and Im happily ever after.

I love you

 

Congrats man. Keep on tokin.

 

fuck bleech man,

i know the simple solution
its fucking gross but my friends sister did it the day before her drug tes at the court house and she was clean.........4 shots of vineager my friend

 

Okay, most home-urine tests work like this:
The company makes customized antibodies that in the presence of a drug or it's metabolites (thing drugs break down into) it will coagulate (funkify).
The anti-bodies can't coagulate if you drown them in bleach/vinegar/sodium hydroxide w/e.
this means that either A) you can drink some bleach, which will stay in your system and hopefully be strong enough to destroy the antibodies.
or B) you can put a tiny amount in when you test.
Go with b because you can tell your parents to get the hell out or you can't piss and it doesn't involve drinking poison.
Cranberry juice just cleans out your urinary tract. it isn't a 'magic bullet', but is a good idea to drink (just cause it's good for you).
Niacin burns off your fat cells. this would be a good course of action if you had 2 weeks or so notice. You almost never do, and if you take niacin it will release a shit ton of metabolites into your system and make it harder to pass.

 

Also, some tests, usually not the home tests, actually show whether or not you have high levels of niacin in your system and can even cause false positives. Like I said, the home tests won't do this, but it can happen with piss tests for a job or something, so it is smart to abstain from taking a lot of niacin at least three days prior to the test.

 

haha he took like every precaution possible hahaha, nice man, good for you. You made all the other stoners proud

 

you gave us all hope...passing a drugtest in less than a days notice!

 

I passed one with an hours notice

 

way to ruin the moment

 

damn so that bleach really works huh, that could easily save my ass in the future. Ive already been tested by my parents once. i had a friend give me some piss at skool and i put it in a eyedrop conatainer, when i took the test my dad was standing in the bathrrom doorway watching me.....i had to bottle held onto me @ the front of my boxers, nice and warm. I squirted my friends piss into the cup and passed. Now i know that piss will got bad if not frozen after about a month but bleach wont so it wil be much more convienent to put bleach in and eyedropper and use my own piss. Thx so much 4 bein our guinea pig.

 

lmao you welcome!

and yes, i did give hope to alot of people.. all of my friends were completely shocked when i told em i passed, they were all counting on me failing. as soon as i passed i called my best friend and i was like "bro bleach is my most favorite product in the world."

yes!

 

dude congrats, thats fuckin awesome. great end to a scary situation