Aha, she used to flip out if anyone ever called her that... especially with that other Chris who doesn't come here anymore (Discohippiedude).
Ahaha, I'm afraid that's Wavy, and not J bear. He's got some great art and photography on his site. The Croz has helped him and helped fund and work with him on a few of his projects in the past.
None of the above. C'mon, be like the cool patriotic kids... go with a "Support our Troops" car magnet! All hail the State!