Holy Freaking Crap

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Jetblack, May 21, 2004.

  1. Jetblack

    Jetblack Senior Member

    Ok U Know How The Cicadas Are Out Now In Certain States?!?!?! Well They R Here In Virginia And I Hate Them They Scare The Shit Out Of Me And Just Like 10 Minutes Ago My Cat Walked Into My Room And I Heard A Buzzing Sound Coming From Inside Her Mouth And She Opened It Up And A Fuking Cicada Like Flew Out Of Her Mouth Like In The Mummy Movie Were The Fuking Bugs Fly Outa The Mummies Mouth And Attack I Fuking Ran Outa My Room And Hid In The Closet And I Just Came Back And Saw The Ded Cicada With My Cat Hitting It With Her Paw I Hugged My Cat And Said Thank U I Fuking Hate Cicadas!!!!!
  2. lucyinthesky

    lucyinthesky Tie Dyed Soul

    lol i dont know what those are, but the cat thing made me laugh! :)
  3. hiro

    hiro pursue it

    I have seen them around a few days now but then today it made noises and it is fucking loud!!!!!!!!!!
  4. schatzi

    schatzi Member

    they're really scaring. and dumb. I don't like 'em at all.
  5. didge

    didge Member

    ive never heard of em either...

    but, i reckon, theyre smaller than you, and ya could crush em...

    and that poor little bastard lost his life...

    so im think theres no need for you to be hidin from em.

    i like insects, find em fasinating.:)
  6. cerridwen

    cerridwen in stitches

    That's pretty freaky, what happened to you...

    My mom's side of the family lives in the south of france, and there are cicadas like EVERYWHERE... They make a really beautiful noise, you especially notice it in the evening as the sun is setting... to be honest, I love cicadas, they're like crickets! They're actually quite zen....

    But like any other insect, they get kinda eerie and gross after a while... to be honest I wouldn't want a bunch of them running around my home...
  7. AreYouExperienced

    AreYouExperienced American Victim

    They haven't come out yet here, but they will soon.
  8. thisismike

    thisismike Overlooked/Uninvited

    I would'nt worry about them. After they find a "host body" they aren't much trouble.... Unless "you" are the host body...Then you're fucked.
  9. Jetblack

    Jetblack Senior Member

    well i guessed im fucked
  10. Sunnie

    Sunnie Jes-Jes

    What the crap is a cicada?
  11. BlackVelvet

    BlackVelvet Members

    Ok, can someone explain to us, that do not know what they are..exactly what they are, like say a picture or something? and yes, the cat thing was hilarious :p
  12. mynameiskc

    mynameiskc way to go noogs!

    too much of anything is disgusting.
  13. Fractual_

    Fractual_ cosmos factory

    their little insect things that only come out once every 27 years or something like that...

    hey i didnt know they were in virginia, are they all over down here??
  14. BlackVelvet

    BlackVelvet Members

    hmm kinda sounds like something out of a Stephen King movie such as "IT" since it wakes up every 30 years hehe
  15. Sunnie

    Sunnie Jes-Jes

    Why only every 27yrs? Where are they the rest of the time?
  16. pink floyd

    pink floyd carousing&ransacking

    ci·ca·da [​IMG] ( P ) Pronunciation Key (s[​IMG]-k[​IMG][​IMG]d[​IMG], -kä[​IMG]-)
    n. pl. ci·ca·das or ci·ca·dae (-d[​IMG][​IMG]) Any of various insects of the family Cicadidae, having a broad head, membranous wings, and in the male a pair of resonating organs that produce a characteristic high-pitched, droning sound. Also called cicala.


    I LOVE THE CICADAS!!! they remind me of summer as a child. when i was little i loved to go around and collect their "shells" that they leave behind when shedding their skin and becoming full-grown. i used to find hundreds of cicada shells in my yard.

    shed skin:

    fully grown:

    yes!! they rock!! look how weird they are....
  17. Jetblack

    Jetblack Senior Member

  18. Sunnie

    Sunnie Jes-Jes

    Grasshoppers scare the freaking bejeezus out of me. I'd shit my pants if I saw a cicada. I feel sorry for you guys.
  19. lucyinthesky

    lucyinthesky Tie Dyed Soul

    oh my GODDDD ME TOO!!!!!!!!!!!! The pictures honestly made my heart rate fly lol.....i can't stand grasshoppers or CICADAS!!! I know what they are now, and they're annoying, disgusting and creeppyyyysdfi ugsio;ugfauisdh im getting the willies in my butt just thinking about any of the above!! I HATE BUGS!!!d[oshopuisdgui;ash
  20. olhippie54

    olhippie54 Touch Of Grey Lifetime Supporter

    They haven't showed here yet. They're supposed to. They crack me up. I think it's fun watching them.

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