holidays suck

Discussion in 'The Whiners' started by _zero_, Nov 26, 2009.

  1. FreshDacre

    FreshDacre Senior Member

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    Yeah I agree that its not cool to lie about santa and easter bunny. Dude your supposed to be able to trust your parents more than anyone else when kids learn that they are liars they can't trust anyone. Thats why i'm not going to lie to my kids when i have kids.
     
  2. Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

    Sir Digby Chicken Caesar Member

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    It is an urban myth that suicide rates go up at Christmas.
     
  3. _zero_

    _zero_ Newbie

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    Tomorrow is "amateur night" for people who don't know how to drink. Twice a year (New Year's Eve and St. Patrick's Day) they go out and drink until they throw up. And then they drive their car into a ditch. For the rest of us, these are the worst nights of the year to go out. :(
     
  4. la Principessa

    la Principessa Member since '08

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    new years sucks because you know it isnt going to be amazing and then the second you think things might be better they turn out like fucking shit and it turns out to be the worst fucking day of your life. not only is it a horrible day but a horrible disappointing start to the new year. FUCK.
     
  5. desperad0

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    President's Day and Groundhog Day are coming up soon. Anybody want to whine, gripe, and complain about how bad they are? LOL
     
  6. la Principessa

    la Principessa Member since '08

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    Those are bullshit holidays no one cares about. lol
     
  7. Justin_Hale

    Justin_Hale ( •_•)⌐■-■ ...(⌐■_■)

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    No Santa? No Easter Bunny? No God!?

    Here's a few names to pic out for your kids; Ted Bundy, Charles Manson, Jack the Ripper.

    There is a reason for myths, and legends. They keep most people sane!

    BTW, I sometimes take a holiday off from family. I think it's healthy to do that once in a while.


    Oh, and here's what the Easter Bunny does now since nobody believes in him anymore.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nvs5pqf-DMA&NR=1"]YouTube- Killer Rabbit
     
  8. _zero_

    _zero_ Newbie

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    Boring. Who needs sanity?
     
  9. desperad0

    desperad0 Member

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    At least the racists did't try to say anything about Martin Luther King Day. :rolleyes:
     
  10. _zero_

    _zero_ Newbie

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    How much money are you guys going to have to spend on Valentine's Day to stay out of the doghouse?
     
  11. desperad0

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    I'm getting pussy for the cost of a pizza.
     

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