Hit On the Poster Above You

I'm going to be unoriginal, but forgive me :], I'd love to be the tree next to you

 

oh my god... how many times have i head that one, lol! but cum on over hun, we'll get "rocky mountain high" and do something naughty.

 

Now That You Are Single Again......(by the way ..sorry to read of your breakup today..).......May I Be So Bold As To Be The First To Post My Name On Your....New "To Do" List....



Cheers Glen.

 

lol. Id rather hit him in the head with a giant foam finger..

 

Phhhht.....So Please Enlighten Me As To Why I Need To Waste My Precious Time Pursuing A "No Show" Like You.?............Many...Many...Many Months Ago, I Attempted On Umpteen Dozen Occasions......To Obtain Even The Most Simple And Basic Sexual Gratification From My "Hit Ons"..........And Did You So Much As Once Satisfy Me.????......

Your Not Welcome In My Bed......O.K.!!!....So Kindly Refrain From Posting Above Me In This Thread In The Future..........



Yours..

A Most Seriously..."Pissed Off"....

Glen.

 

:willy_nilly:. "smooch" uke:

 

Get Ouuuuuta My Life....You Peice Of Worthless Trash.............. And Don't Bother Posting Your "Barfing Smillies" Again..........They Don't Impress Me..................Call Me Picky If You Must.......But One Day I Hope To Meet A Man On Here........That Doesn't "Throw Up" When I "Hit On Him"....



Cheers Glen...

 

GlenGlen,you sound so cute when your mad,next time your on this side of the planet(the top)let me know and we'll go for a beer

 

Uhhhhh, well, Shucks, hows the weather up thar in Canada....

I steer ya towards boogs....:-0

 

Mmmnmm *drools* er....er..... H-how liek me????

 

^^You have niceboobs......for a man

 

OOOOOOooooohhh...you so sexy...me so horny....me love you long time...only $50 dolla

 

^^Nice ass

 

nice cuticles

 

LOL....not really...I have mechanic hands


^^^Cute as a Bunny

 

^cute as a mechanic

 

^^Eyes of an Angel...............................................and a Batcave nose

 

cute as a mildly offensive baby

 

If you were older you'd be worth the cross-country drive just for a movie date

 

i like your pants

wanna get married?