Hit On the Poster Above You

awww... quite sniffling, i'll give you a hug! i'd sing you the song but i can't carry a tune...

 

i'm like 3% lesbian.. but girly you are cute!

 

and i'm 99.99% lesbian, so you better run unless you wanna be carted around as my new trophy wife (since california now allows gay marriage)

 

gay marriage is sooo sexy! my boyfriend and i wanna get gay married.. maybe you can be OUR trophy wife!

 

then will you be my dominatrix?

 

wouldn't be the first time i've dominated someone or used a toy on another person...




:goodevil:

 

ohhhh, yay, i love a pro!

 

^^^ too easy to hit on

 

Hey baby, let's go camping in the middle of nowhere so you can hear how loud i scream LoL

 

if we're camping, i'm gonna need you to light my fire...

 

Hey, baby, I'll light your fire... with my jumbo matchstick.

tee-hee

 

oh baby, light it... light it... ohhhh, light it some more!

 

i'm just a girl...

 

i don't know why, but suddenly i have the song in my head "i'm a barbie girl... you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere..."

 

Hey Hun, why don't you come over here, sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up? haha


Btw your sig pic crazy, you look fuckin gorgeous with your soulful dreads.

 

hehe.... thanks... glad you like my new siggy! i split all my dreaddies apart the last couple days so i had to change my sig pic... i'm pretty in love with it too! i'd do me... oh wait, i'm supposed to be hitting on you! hahaha!

are you gonna come over here and "bonkai" me with that first thing that popped up?

 

i'd like to shake your tree.

 

i'd like to nibble on your apples.

 

i'd like to dip you in caramel...

 

i'd like to lick you all over...