Hit On the Poster Above You

Can I eat the apple from your garden of eden....field?

 

Hard as rock eh?
Big as a boulder too I presume? ; ) owowww.

 

^^ Crimsonbegonias you are beautiful!

 

thank you babe, you're kind

 

O.K.......It's Now 8-47pm On A Saturday Night Here In Australia......I Have No Date Lined Up........My Phone Appears To Have Gone Silent.......I Cannot Find My Address Book......And I'm "Horny As Hell".........



Please Reply Soon..........

Cheers Glen...

 

Thanks For Nothing......It's Now 11-41pm.....My Favourite Internet Porn Site Has Crashed......I Have Lost The Key To The Cabinet With All My Dirty Books.......My D.V.D Player Has Laid An Egg.......My Last Bottle Of Massage Oil Is Empty......"WOE IS ME"........Where Are My Fellow Members Of "Hip Forums" When I Really Need Them......



Tears Glen....

 

don't be lonely! i'd keep you company any time

 

Your 50 Hours Too Late........However I Managed To Solve The Problem By Myself..........But Thank You For Your Kind Thoughts Anyway.....



Cheers Glen...

 

Hey, you look desperate, wanna fuck?

 

Well It's Quite Clear........"Steady and Subtle"........Are Not Words You Are Familar With.....BUT......YEAHHHH.....O.K..........I'M YOURS......



Cheers Glen...


P.S........Wait Up....It Has Just Occured To Me.......That Someware On "Hip Forums"....I Stumbled Across An Article....Posted By A Sweet ...Fresh Faced Young Lady.............Who In The Month Of June..............Hopes To Become Your..."Better Half"...........

Go Hit On Someone Else......You Miserable...Cheating...Twotiming....Ass**le.....

 

She told me aussie males were OK, as long as they arent prettier than her, and you definately arent prettier than her.

 

Ohhhhhh Yesss I Am.......Just As Long As The Photographer Uses "Low Light".......And A "Soft Focus" Lens....



Cheers Glen.

P.S.......I Still Think She Could Do A Whole Lot Better.....

 

ssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhh me too, but I am so lucky it makes me giddy.

 

Cooooool.....So Now Having Worked Our Way Through The Minefield Of "Morals".....And..... "Legals".......I Guess Only One Question Remains Outstanding...............YOUR PLACE OR MINE....YOU BIG HUNK OF AMERICAN "BEEFCAKE".........



Yours............With The Look Of "Desperate Anticipation" In His Eyes................And An Ever Increasing....."Wet Spot" In His Undergarments......

Glen...

 

i get so hot when you sing cheesy songs and change the words to make them dirty...

 

Want to smoke out by the lake tomorrow? Trees are gonna be there

 

ohhh... but what about YOUR tree... *bats eyelashes* will it be present and "at attention?"

 

Ignore Him My Dear..........He Has But A "Sapling"..........I However Am Endowed With A Mighty "Oak"......



Cheers Glen.

 

glenglen, i "really love your peaches, wanna shake your tree..." wait... wrong kind of tree... does it still count?

 

Yep.........Your Still First In Line My Dear.........(come to think of it....you are the only person in the line)......Sniff



Cheers Glen....