Hit On the Poster Above You

I would love to return the favour.:sweatdrop

 

want sex?

 

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.


cheeeeeeesssyyyyyyy

 

i think i recognise you, from my dreams
sex dreams...lmao

 

Would you like a ride in my Chinese basket?

 

Bond. James Bond.

 

would you like me shaken or stirred?
(i dunno if that even made sense )

 

How about you fall and I trip?

 

Hiya...Bigboy.......Is That A Cellphone In Your Pocket...Or Are Ya Pleased To

See Me......?

Cheers Glen.

 

Your absolutely insane use of capitalization and ellipses makes it completely impossible to ever figure out what you're talking about. That's mysterious! I love mysterious men.

 

Sweet Cheeks.....I Find Your Astute Observations Of My Ellipses Quite

Erotic.......Lets Get Together And Overcapitalize Each Other...

Cheers Glen.

 

i think i'm ovulating...

 

You Have To Be Joking.........Trust Me..... That Is Not A... "Hit On"..........You... **Silly Old Lump Of Mangled Fur**.......Please Try Again......And This Time Try And Put Some Eroticism Into It.......Not Just A Descripition Of Your Basic Female Cycles.......



Yours......Whilst Throwing His Hands In The Air.....In An Act Of Total Frustration.....Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

Glen.

 

who says men don't get pms? come'ere glen and let me massage you.

 

*******I HAVE NOT GOT P.M.S......DO YOU UNDERSTAND..?????******



Yes I Will Admit To A Few Minor...."Hormonal Inbalances" Every 28 Days ......But Hey..... I Don't Go Telling Tens Of Millions Of People On The Internet All The Intricate Details......



Yours.....Whilst Giving You Just One More Chance To "Get Lucky" With Me..

Glen.

 

i made pancakes... do you love me now?

 

Do You Think I'm That Easily Won Over...???..Well Have I Got News For You..........Yes I Am......You Bring The Maple Syrup My Dear......And I'll Bring The Condoms And Lube.....



Yours.......With Just A Trace Of "Drool" Trickling From The Corner Of His Mouth.......And Just A Trace Of....??....Trickling From His..??...??.......Oh Never Mind...

Glen.

 

you say the sweetest things..

ps i'll be back in an hour.. nows your chance to win the other thread.. AHAHAHA


arty:

 

you smell good

 

15? whoa there!

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