Hit On the Poster Above You

I've already hit on you. Actually you weren't very appealing and I only did it on a dare.

 

Well, why don't you back that daring boo-tay up in here

 

You bring the dope, I'll bring the bong

 

Hi Therese Aline
Would Love To Hit On You But I Am Gay So My Undying Alllegence To The Male Gender Forbids Me, Sorry ,No Offence Intended .....Even Though I Am Sure You Are Seriously Hot !!!.......Therefore My "Default Setting" Means This Is Aimed At Mitok!!!......So To Mitok.....You Bring Your Body!!!!.........And I'll Bring The Wine....Pizza....Mood Music....G-Strings....Butt Plugs.....Vibrater....Porn DVD's....Condoms....Lube....Clean Up Towels...And If Your Very Good.........Very Very Very Good ,Then The Cabfare Home Is Part Of The Package.......Generous Of Me???....You Bet.. lol...(gotta love this thread ,it's sic)..........Think That Covers Everything ???? If Not Please Attach Pages With Any Additional Requests............Cheers Glen.

 

I'd hit on you, but the all-capitalized words are annoyin. "Bet" and "Attach" are not proper nouns.

 

You must be Jamaican because Jamaican me crazy (hehe, got to love the cliché pick up lines).

For the record, I am not into guys younger than me, but it's just for fun .

 

Sorry Mitok....I Was Of The (clearly mistaken) Belief That I Put My Post In The "Hit On" Thread....My Biggie.!!!...Not The "PEDANTIC USE OF THE ENGEESH LANGWEEGE UND HOW SHE IS MENT TO BE EFFING WELL SPOKIN THREAD ??? Sincere Apologies......Will Try To Be More Careful In Future......Cheers Glen.

 

Hahahaha. You're funny.

Well then, I'll bring a boy if I get to watch

 

Hi Again Therese Aline..........What a Cool Idea......Unfortunatly After Doing Many Hours Of Research, I Have To My Suprise And Dismay Dicovered That Alabama Is Not In The Same Zip Code As Bathurst Australia .....But Is In Fact Many Tens Of Thousands Of Miles Away (sad face).........However I See This As Just A "Slight Setback" To Our Plans My Dear..........But Please Be Patient And I Promise To Do My Best To Overcome This Seemingly Minor Hiccup.......However In The Short Term May I Suggest You Don't Make Coffee, Cookies, And Leave Your Porch Light On !!!!!! .....Cheers Glen.....

 

well hell, how am i supposed to hit on a gay guy?

...wanna go shopping?

 

Well Hell Yes....Bring It On Babe !!!.....You Bring The Credit Card .......We Make Sweet Music Together At The Cash Register.........And I Promise I'll Respect You In The Morning !!!...... Whats More If Your Credit Limit Is In The Five Figure Range ,I May ,Just May..(no promises here o.k)......Be Tempted To Plant A "Thank You" Kiss On Your Cheek.!!!!.....Hey,Methinks This Has To Be The Perfect Date..........Yes ?????

Cheers Glen.

 

shopping AND a chance for a kiss?! oh my! its my lucky day!

 

How is a straight girl to hit on anyone in this thread? Too many posters interested in men :tongue:! I'll go shopping with you all (if one would count that as hitting on someone ).

 

I'm not gay, but I could be for you

 

I'm not gay, but if you were a guy I'd totally go gay for you.

 

Let's be gay together

 

Therese Aline, you could make any straight person turn gay.

 

Nice pants. I want your pants.

 

i'd love to swap bodily fluids with you.

 

What about me, sweet cheeks?