Hippie Jokes

^I liked this one!

What do you call a hippies wife?
Mississippi!

 

Yay I've never heard that one before

 

Did you hear about the hippie ghost?
He was ghoul man, really ghoul.

 

What do you call a hippy with a haircut?

The defendant.

(Sorry if it's painfully funny right now)

 

the last one was the best.! much love

 

o shit.. i meant i thought the best one was the one about not knowing the last names

 

How can you tell if a hippie's been in your house?
He's still there.

How do you get him to leave?
Tell him the phone bill just came.

 

how can you tell if a rainbow has been at yer house?

they are still there......but the dishes are done. ; )

 

A variant on this joke might have J.B. ask his guiding angel "Who lives up there?" with the angel replying "Oh, that's God, but I swear he thinks he's Jerry Garcia"

 

These 3 are hilarious!!! ROFLMMAO..... hahahahahahahahaha

Blessings,
WendyLady


wut du yu git wen u put 32 Acampers round a campfire?

almost a full set uv teef

How many deadheads duz it take tu change a litebulb?

Dey dont chage it dey just watch it burn out den follow it round fer 30 years

Y do hippys wave ther arms wen dey dance?

tu keep dah music out uv der eyes[/QUOTE]

 

how can you tell when a rainbow sister is on her moon?

she's wearing only one sock!

eeeeeeeeWWWWW!!!

 

sorta like the last one, made me think of some stupid times in the woods

Why do hippy's walk around barefoot?
They couldnt find toilet paper so they had to use their socks.

 

What's red, orange and yellow and looks good on a hippie?
Fire.

What kind of cigarettes do hippies smoke?
Yours.

 

How many hippies can fit in a vw bus?
One more and a dog

 

knock...knock...

"It's the police"

"NOBODY ORDERED PIZZA, GO AWAY!"

 

Q: How many deadheads does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: 40,000. One to change the lightbulb, 499 to tape the event, 15,000 to dance and twirl in ecstasy, 5000 to sit and grumble that "they used to change 'em better in the old days", 5,000 to wander around outside with (mix and match) one finger in the air, calling out "doses", "da kine", "veggie burritos", "groovy dyes", "guats", "spare change", "gas/motel/food money", 4000 to wander around outside dancing at the cars with the tunes blasting from the tape decks, lining up at the balloon trucks, 100 scalpers selling fake bulbs, 400 state/local/federal officers looking for all the above...oh, yeah, and 10,000 to follow the old burned out one to the next town.

 

This girl went to a Dead show with terrible tickets. She could barely even see the stage. Once the show began, she noticed an empty seat waaaaay in the front. She slowly made her way towards the stage, dodging ticket checkers left and right, and finally reached the empty seat. She was so close that Bobby could have spit on her. At the set break, she told the guy next to her that she couldn't believe that someone had given up such an incredible seat. The guy said, "Well, my wife and I had tickets to this show together, but she passed away." She said, "I'm so sorry. Couldn't you find someone else to come to the show with you, a friend or a relative or something?" The guy replied, "Nah. They're all at her funeral today."

 

^^Coyotesister that is really funny..

How many high holies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one they can hold the bulb and the whole world revolves around them.

 

lol that grateful dead 1s funny

 

Why did the hippy cross the road?

cuz that guy over there looks like he has some spare change!

how many rainbows does it take to change a light bulb?

50 to say lets change it, another 50 to disagree with them, and just one to get off their ass and do it!

how can you tell of a hippy's been in your house?

he's still there, the dishes are done, and your daughters pregnant.

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