Told you you're a cool ass dude! Meliai said yaaaas to go to the prom with you, and I don't know how much more proof you need than THAT!!
Mama said you wouldn't understand. I'm glad I listened to her. Who needs stupid old girls anyway when you've got mama?
You would regret it..... I have 2 left feet..... Even Jane won't risk dancing with me..... We could always sneak off to the opera house though. LOL.