Ive been challenged by the Fly to find the real Hipforums dirty old man... Because of the distinct lack of old people on these forums we've had to lower the age limit ever so slightly..and the man part.. has been stretched to dirty old men who are young and female... so who would you like to nominate? post it here then i'll do a poll.... katx
To be a dirty old man requires a state of mind so cunning that you are able to manipulate your desired victims into compromising situations to satisfly your twisted desires... And it is for this reason that I nominate Doktor Atomik... for the act of entagling me in a devious and minboggling web... purly for the twisted enjoyment of watching my rather pert botty cheeks squirm and wriggle... Ha!... j'accuse... Fly... ps... in no way has EarthWhirler encouraged or advised or in any way paid me for the purposes of making this nomination...
I nominate TheFly, not only for his dirty old man antics but for his dedication to training the next generation of dirty old men. As a dirty young man in training, I learnt many a thing from his hunting wilderbeast style lesson
i turned forty years old this year and a question i have been asking myself is whether i am old enough to qualify as a dirty old man. My last lady friend was twenty five when i met her last year, i was seeing her behind her boyfriends back.She is the girl of my dreams,everything i ever wanted,beautifull beyond belief to look at,beutifully hip i.e. shes just gone to india for two years to live on a buddhist retreat,a samba dancer,open minded,free spirited, it goes on and on......but the bitch dumped me aftr finishing with her boyfriend and took up with a new younger perhaps more creative guy.... end of sob story, but since getting over my broken heart ive found that although im not exactly throwing myself at women but i have an increasingly long list of women i want to get friendly with and they all seem to be in their early to mid twenties. Do i qualify? and if so should i just carry on going for it.
