Hipforums dirty old man award

Discussion in 'U.K.' started by PinkMoon, Aug 27, 2005.

  1. PinkMoon

    PinkMoon Senior Member

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    Ive been challenged by the Fly to find the real Hipforums dirty old man...
    Because of the distinct lack of old people on these forums we've had to lower the age limit ever so slightly..and the man part.. has been stretched to dirty old men who are young and female...
    so who would you like to nominate?

    post it here then i'll do a poll....
    katx
     
  2. TheFly

    TheFly Member

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    To be a dirty old man requires a state of mind so cunning that you are able to manipulate your desired victims into compromising situations to satisfly your twisted desires...:p


    And it is for this reason that I nominate Doktor Atomik... for the act of entagling me in a devious and minboggling web... purly for the twisted enjoyment of watching my rather pert botty cheeks squirm and wriggle...:eek:

    Ha!... j'accuse...

    Fly...

    ps... in no way has EarthWhirler encouraged or advised or in any way paid me for the purposes of making this nomination...;)
     
  3. Ellie-Rose

    Ellie-Rose Le Muppet

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    Its still MrFly too me!! He is such a naughty old man
     
  4. PIXIEFIED

    PIXIEFIED Member

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    i think ill have to nominate myself, although not old yet, i will be soon enough.
     
  5. PinkMoon

    PinkMoon Senior Member

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    it could only be The Fly me thinks....
     
  6. dangermoose

    dangermoose Is a daddy

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    i think blackie fits the bill
     
  7. Power_13

    Power_13 insult ninja

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    I nominate TheFly, not only for his dirty old man antics but for his dedication to training the next generation of dirty old men.

    As a dirty young man in training, I learnt many a thing from his hunting wilderbeast style lesson :D
     
  8. dapablo

    dapablo redefining

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    My mum always said the quiet one's are the worst. :)
     
  9. PIXIEFIED

    PIXIEFIED Member

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    what qualitys make you a dirty old man???
     
  10. dapablo

    dapablo redefining

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    What me ? Wouldn't dream of it. :)
     
  11. bennyh

    bennyh Member

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    I'm like 20 or 24 or 39 or something is that old enuf?
     
  12. gaz or jazz

    gaz or jazz Member

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    i turned forty years old this year and a question i have been asking myself is whether i am old enough to qualify as a dirty old man.
    My last lady friend was twenty five when i met her last year, i was seeing her behind her boyfriends back.She is the girl of my dreams,everything i ever wanted,beautifull beyond belief to look at,beutifully hip i.e. shes just gone to india for two years to live on a buddhist retreat,a samba dancer,open minded,free spirited, it goes on and on......but the bitch dumped me aftr finishing with her boyfriend and took up with a new younger perhaps more creative guy.... end of sob story, but since getting over my broken heart ive found that although im not exactly throwing myself at women but i have an increasingly long list of women i want to get friendly with and they all seem to be in their early to mid twenties.
    Do i qualify?
    and if so should i just carry on going for it.
     
  13. PIXIEFIED

    PIXIEFIED Member

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    hah, serves you right really doesnt it
     
  14. sensamelia

    sensamelia hippy mom

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    Qualities To Make You A Dirty Old Man Lets See You Deffo Need A Brown Mac
     

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