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Does that mean I have you all to myself now?

 

yes!!!!!!!! *kisses*

 

Should I invite the dishwasher?

 

*gets tissues and a comfy chair*

 

dude! this may be the funniest thread title ever!

 

yes, although you may want to bring a mexican one to to look over and inspect the job (please all know that this is an inside joke and I am not racist)

 

ewwww you know what is soooo nasty is when you walk into a guy's bedroom and he has a trash bin near his bed all filled with tissues...blaaahhhhh at least take them out before ya got a girl over and put the tissue box maybe in your nightstand drawer?

 

I'd prefer it as a racist joke, am I allowed to pretend?

 

hahahaha

 

No wonder I got called a minor fucker.

Thanks for the laugh!

 

I put up with 5 years of that...since I out up with it I didn't put out and since I didn't put out I had to put up with it lol except when we were living togeter i solved that shit when his mother said she got us bedding so I invited her over without telling him...and she saw it all hah the lotion the tissues the dirty tissues...put an end to it all really quick...

 

Maybe they thought you were into miners.

The beards are pretty cool.

 

Ancestors loved miners.

Especially wagon trains.

 

i couldn't imagine my mom seeing that...eww hahaha

 

I fight really dirty...I mean seriously leaving that on the floor when you are wanting somone to marry you that is gross. I will ask nicely, bicker about it and then if that doesn't work I will solve the fucking problem in my own devious way.

 

some people just have nasty habits i guess...if my roomate had left "tissues" in the thrash, i'd flip

 

No, that had nothing to do with it. Hell, you started that one. Fucker.

 

hahahaha

 

arghhh that is one of the many reasons I moved out. he thought it was gross that I would lay in bed in my towel after taking a shower because 'the dampness creates mildew particles' but he would pick up the dog 'stuff' in the back yard like only once a freaking week and we had two dogs!!! it was nastiness but me laying in bed in a damp towel was just the end of the freaking world...or what was another one...he wouldn't barbeque because it produced toxic stuff in the food (I don't even remember the reasoning for that) but he ate at freaking mc donalds...hmmm which is more toxic barbequed veggies or double cheeseburgers....lol arghhhhhhhh so so so glad I didn't get married sooooo glad and in two more weeks he will no longer live in the same county as me (his house is a few blocks from my moms now) so it feels like awesome closure finally

 

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