HipForums Crush

No no. Heres pathetic. Having a crush online then finding out that the person is unavailable and then having the crush resurface a week after you've "gotten over it." Thats me...

 

I wouldnt say I have a crush per say...but I find some people very intriguing..
and then theres those that I wouldnt mind dry humping..hehe..I'm kidding...or am I...
maybe i have a crush, who knows...

 

I have crushes on the hipforums. If you spend enough time here, they're unavoidable and not pathetic.

 

are you calling me pathetic????

 

Well, I didn't want to hurt your feelings and come right out and say it...
But there is no sense in denying it now.

 

nothing i didnt already know

 

mike knows everything. har har har.....

 

how would he be bald and have ginger hair, at the same time??

hey, don't worry dude. i've been there, too.

 

no no no HERE is pathetic.....
having an "internet boyfriend" named Ike for a year, even talking to him on the phone, mailing gifts back and forth constantly, only to find out he was actually a GIRL the entire time you were speaking with each other....finding this out by calling the house one day, unexpectedly, only to hear "his" mother say "Ike?? ooh you mean Devon...that's the name she uses on the internet to protect herself"

WHAT?!?!?!

That's what 14 yr old get for fucking around on the internet.

 

HAHAHAHAHA.

I'm sorry to laugh at such an unfortunate situation, but that's freaking hilarious! Wouldn't you be able to tell if she was a girl when you talked on phone?

And yes Trish, Mike truly is Omniscient. That's why we love him, right?

 

ROFLMAO!!

Oh man, I'm so sorry. But that's the funniest thing ever! LOL "That's the name she uses to protect herself." *falls out of chair*

I'm sorry. Did you just hang up, or did you talk to her? You had talked to her before, though...she must've had a really deep voice. lol

 

I have a huge crush on someone here at the forums. But I ain't tellin'. No way

Got a pathetic story though. Met this guy on the net and TOTALLY fell for him. He was extremly funny, open minded, loving, caring...blah, blah, blah. And he liked me A LOT. He even sent me $500 (without telling me first) for a webcam 'cause I don't have one (I sent him his money back....it just didn't feel right). WELL, I did a background check on him. The fucker turned out to be 74. He had told me he was 29. When I found out I sent him an email that was so scathing I'm surprised it didn't set his screen on fire.

 

Ick!

Poor, old, lonely weirdo. I would have known something was fishy after he sent me $500.

 

I have tons on hipforum crushes...too many to name

 

The day I received the $500 was the day I did a background check on him. I actually did feel sorry for him. As you said, he is a poor old lonely weirdo. And there are LOTS of 'em out there!

 

I would have used the $500 to do an extensive background check.


LOL, I kid. That was really smart of you. Some people would have just been too lost in the clouds to think about the situation logically. And he never emailed you after you ripped him a new one? lol Well, I don't know why he would. But an apology would have been nice.

 

well we were really young, like 14/15, and her voice was kinda deep, but u know, some 14 yr old boys can still sound a little light lol....i tripped out when i found out and told her mom everything, after that, she tried to kill herself and was put into a some psych hospital and kept writting me letters about how sorry she was and how much she loved me. fucking crazy bitch.....

 

the forums are full of fine ladies. and they are all so nice and cute! i have a couple crushes....lol.

 

Shit babe I'm sorry you had to go through that..... Thats just fucked up. Why is it when parents scar their kids for life they think "Sorry, you know I love you" makes up for it.

 

kira bear is cool....