Hip Speed Date Service by bird_migration

Sounds like a relationship to me!

 

ideally after sex she turns into a sandwich and a 40z of beer.

 

We're still waiting for Pressed Rat's description of love.

 

finding someone for sex is easy

finding someone who can make a sandwich.....no so much.

 

sandwich and sex actually sounds good right now

 

It sure does, but there are other threads for that.

 

I don't know for sure.....but I think "sex and a sandwich" can pretty much be the answer for all questions.

 

come over to my place after your date.

 

i don't describe it, i just make it.





i also make a mean sandwich.

 

Hows this working so far

 

It's going great, if you are interested you should sighup, give us three names and ask them a question.
You might end up with one of the Hip chicks!

 

Going Great..??? Face Reality Mr Bird, It's An Unmitigated Disaster

Of Immense Proportions, The Romance Flowing In This Thread Is About

As Hot As A Bag Of Ice, I Personally Cast The Blame For This At

Your Feet...



Cheers Glen.

 

Rome wasn't build in one day, dear Cheers Glen. Love is not to be forced, it is to be welcomed when the time is right.

 

oh this thread is great made me LOL thanks for that

 

I came down with HSDS in high school, couldnt stop scratching for a month

 

I was all for marrying Glen but then the sandwiche and the beer came into play and I think that would be a wiser choice. Sorry Glen it is just because I am hungry right now.

 

Passed Over For A 40oz And A Sammich.. This Has To Be The Ultimate

Putdown...



Sneers Glen.

 

I just realised it says Hip Speed, not Hi Speed.

What actually is Hip Speed?

 

Ultra slow.

In this case it actually is what he said...

 

I Was Just About To Make A Post Asking How Peeps Saw The Title

Of This Thread, I See It As "High Speed Dating Service" Which Is

Probably What "Birdbrain" Meant To Say...



Cheers Glen.