Hip Speed Date Service by bird_migration

LoL

 

yea bird, this thread seems like a fail...
you & I should just go on the date
like a date your nemesis sort of deal

 

Don't give up yet, it hasn't even become a sausage fest yet

 

eh, guess you're right
nvm bird

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKmMeH2R3SI"]Funny Retro Video Dating Compilation - YouTube


..oh man, too many awesome quotes in that vid

 

I think I just virtually cock blocked Bird. Sorry mate

 

I just found this post from skip...thought it was funny

 

No, no. We are all waiting for your three names. This thread could be great.
Don't spoil ti

 

Yeah, I see great potential there...

 

I can't decide...
can I pick four people?

 

okay, my first choice is.....i'minmyunderwear

 

Sure.

 

Actually, I'd rather have someone else choose for me.
You seem like you'd be a good match maker..

 

So does RDH need to pick the names and they all respond to the three answers she provides???? Or does RDH ask each prospective suitor three questions. I'm very confused now.

 

The person who wants a date has to pick 3 suitors and ask them all the same question.

 

but if I'm doing all that work then what service are you providing?

 

I will guide you through the process and keep suitors interested in you. I will give you a platform to express your love.
And remember, the service is free for now, so don't complain.

 

Alright I'll keep it simple and just pick three of the top posters here that are in my age range and as far as I know are single...

I'minmyunderwear
Pressed_Rat
bird_migration

and my question is...
How would you describe love?

 

Wait, wait, wait. I thought imnotaman added the twist of the dater posting the response to the question so that the potential suitors then guess what the question is.....kinda like jeopardy or something.

 

As datemaster I can't technically use my own service, for I would always win.
But since you are the first who uses my service I will gladly play along.

Love; the chemical reaction in your brain that makes you feel attracted to another person, whether it be that persons appearance or that persons personality, mainly used to have a sexual partner to share your genes with when creating offspring.
That, or the mysterious, unexplainable sensation of a mental and physical need to be with a person who stops making you eat and occupies your every thought and action.