Hip matchmaker.

Oh shit. Now you're trying to make a creep out of me!

 

I am not. It's all perfectly legel. I dont hand out jailbait.

my best friend has amazing legs too :H

 

I think me and jerry would be a good couple.
I'd be the bear, he'd be the bitch.

 

(Match me)

(Other than Pavel. We all know about that already.)

 

Now I'm starting to get interested...but I'm a little picky.

Just so you know.

 

Praxis, stop using threads to flirt. It's inappropriate to random thoughts.

Elliot, I'm matching you up with Ruski. She's pretty, sarcastic and cool, and lives in Australia, so you guys are going to have to compromise and live together in Hawaii.

 

lol look who's talking.

Additionally, you haven't found me a second and third wife. I'm highly offended by that.

 

I got called on my bluff.

 

I have no idea who that is, but I'll take your word for it.

And uh...no Hawaii. I don' like beaches and hot weather. Canada or small Central American mounain town please.

 

Tradesies

 

Is that allowed?

 

whats your ideal woman then?

 

Haha.

It's funny you assume I'd know.

Well, the BEST kind of woman for me is independent, affectionate, and empathic. They are also confident enough to give me my personal space w/o doubting my emotional availability to them.

Unfortunately I often times become infatuated with women who aren't good for me at all. I become infatuated very easily.

The looks thing varies. I traditionally go for curvy women. But lately I've been lusting after skinny women too.

This kind of thing suits me fine:

 

what, a creepy asian woman like in the movie the grudge?

I doubt if you completely fall in love you'd be worrying about personal space unless she annoys you too.

I think you don't know what you're talking about

don't worry bouta thiiinng. I got plenty of hot friends just as long as you dont mind being older.

now we can double date

are you a beach person or fancy dinner kinda guy?

 

BEACH!!!


P.S. I can have fun with someone that young. But there remains an experiential gap and I don't think I can have a relationship with someone that young.

Sorry if this is a buzzkill, but I'll still go to the beach with you guys...lol.

 

I meatn tradesies as in, you go to canada, ill go to your place

 

Oh! Oh! Somebody match me! GO GO GO

 

i would like elliot in my harem please
we can all live in the mountains

 

well this thread officially sucks. i never got matched :toetap:

 

Allonym, how old are you?

My internet wife has given me away so I am back on the market.