Hip matchmaker.

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by lode, Mar 14, 2008.

  1. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

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    chris no less...my goodness...
     
  2. Rock Hard

    Rock Hard Hard as Rock...BABY

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    Well you seem to know everyone else by their (actual) name. I just didn't want to reveal it in Bird's thread. (if ya know what I mean?)
     
  3. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

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    gotcha. chris' and men with D names, they're right up my alley...eh fitz?
     
  4. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    lode is bad at his job...


    can i just be excited about you again?? :hug:
     
  5. lode

    lode Banned

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    Listen, I'm going to be straight with you. This was all a pretext to hit on Cate8.

    I hope you find a special girl here. But I can't arbitrarily pick out someone for you. I mean I can. Watch.

    Boogabah.

    But I'd rather find you someone who'd really match up with you. So give it some time. :D
     
  6. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    nah, fuck giving it time... i'm exited about boogabah! [​IMG]
     
  7. warmhandedcanadian

    warmhandedcanadian shit storm chaser

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    Can I still scoop you up?
     
  8. lode

    lode Banned

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    Well right on then. Go for it underwear!

    I like Cate8. :D
     
  9. DroopySnoopy

    DroopySnoopy The ORIGINAL Dr. Droop

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    Spence, since you most likely won't share Cate with me, who do you see me with? I totally dig the sophisticated casual, sexy, cool type. Who do you think?
     
  10. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    boogabah's mine!!! find your own woman [​IMG]
     
  11. lode

    lode Banned

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    Nah, Cate and I are off the market.

    You thought about Piaf? She's really a cool girl, has an eastern european accent and is going to be a doctor.
     
  12. Cate8

    Cate8 Senior Member

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    :sunny: :D
     
  13. zen_arcade

    zen_arcade Banned

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  14. Penny

    Penny Supermoderaginaire

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    I must say I am happy about my match!
     
  15. Piaf

    Piaf Senior Member

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    That ship has sailed...
     
  16. IamnotaMan

    IamnotaMan I am Thor. On sabba-tickle. Still available via us

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    Ive decided to generate a Matchmaker / Sexual Compatibility tester.
    It merges Tantric , Western Scientific and Astrological principles and is in the Love and Sex category of Hipforums

    If you cant follow the instructions , you can just post to say the following , and I'll say what the "computer " says.: )

    1)guys - whether your size is S , M or L
    girls how deep
    2)whether your sex drive is high , medium , or low
    3)your attractiveness scored out of 10
    4)your star sign.

    Oh and it works!
     
  17. Jimmy P

    Jimmy P bastion of awesomeness

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    XS, high, 2, scorpio. let's partay!
     
  18. IamnotaMan

    IamnotaMan I am Thor. On sabba-tickle. Still available via us

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    whispers to Jimmy P


    In the instrucs , "size" means size of your dick
    And 10 means "very attractive".
    So you might wanna change your details - unless you fancy fucking gargoyle faced nypho- knomes
    who are tighter than a ducks arse: )
     
  19. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    that's fine with me... i'm with boogabah now...


    :leaving:
     
  20. Piaf

    Piaf Senior Member

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    Good for you.
    And I suppose she accepted you as her match ?
     

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