Well you seem to know everyone else by their (actual) name. I just didn't want to reveal it in Bird's thread. (if ya know what I mean?)
Listen, I'm going to be straight with you. This was all a pretext to hit on Cate8. I hope you find a special girl here. But I can't arbitrarily pick out someone for you. I mean I can. Watch. Boogabah. But I'd rather find you someone who'd really match up with you. So give it some time.
Spence, since you most likely won't share Cate with me, who do you see me with? I totally dig the sophisticated casual, sexy, cool type. Who do you think?
Nah, Cate and I are off the market. You thought about Piaf? She's really a cool girl, has an eastern european accent and is going to be a doctor.
Ive decided to generate a Matchmaker / Sexual Compatibility tester. It merges Tantric , Western Scientific and Astrological principles and is in the Love and Sex category of Hipforums If you cant follow the instructions , you can just post to say the following , and I'll say what the "computer " says.: ) 1)guys - whether your size is S , M or L girls how deep 2)whether your sex drive is high , medium , or low 3)your attractiveness scored out of 10 4)your star sign. Oh and it works!
whispers to Jimmy P In the instrucs , "size" means size of your dick And 10 means "very attractive". So you might wanna change your details - unless you fancy fucking gargoyle faced nypho- knomes who are tighter than a ducks arse: )