Hip matchmaker.

Brighter than a 500w bulb.

 

Impressive.

 

I use it for all the wrong things, so it leaves me looking like your common idiot, unfortunately.

 

Hmmm...I should say something like : No, you're not a common idiot at all.

 

Naw, you should say something different.

I already know I'm no common idiot. I just don't know how to use my brain for things that are actually productive.

 

Well...Teaching me sth would be productive

 

C'mon over, we can start your training immediately. It's rigorous though and requires much work. Hope you're up to the challenge.

 

Oh I dont mind a good challenge...
I like you

 

For now. Til the challenge is gone. It's ok, I'll accept it while it's there.

 

Ummm...Okay.

 

You said yourself you get bored and move on easily. Did you not?

Ok then.

 

Yeah I did.
So just teach me that one thing and I'll be gone....

 

That throws a slight wrench in the works.....

My response:

"In the long run, it works to your advantage.....

If you're looking for the long run, that is. "

Sorry lady, but to take the time to teach you and not reap the benefits is something that I'm not sure I'm down for.

What's in this for me, besides lots of scraping?

 

i'm starting to feel like everyone is fighting over who gets stuck with me...

 

It's simple. Enjoy it, and worship my penis.

The rest is practice and rote. Little periodical innovations.

 

That sucks.

Just don't treat them so nice. They'll be jumping on you within a month. I'm telling you, it sounds stupid but it works. When they know you're interested there is no urgency in taking you. When they think that one of their top draft picks is going to another team, they start renegotiating terms and benefits.

 

Bullshit.


Capt. Underpants I suggested you because you seem nice. I would rather fuck a guy like you than an asshole that would make me feel insecure and make the whole experience horrible for me.

 

thanks


if that's true, it definitely puts you in the minority though...

 

But an asshole that doesn't make you feel insecure or bad about yourself is still in the pants before the nice guy who shows similar qualities. Despite what women say, they want to know you CAN be 'that guy' (tough macho asshole) when it's needed. No woman wants a guy who is going to cry and melt in the face of danger etc.

I didn't say, "Treat women like shit and act like you can't stand them". Just don't be AS nice or seem AS interested.

 

yeah, there seems to be a delicate balance that they're looking for... i still have yet to get it just right though...