Hiding or Intentionally Losing Your Erection

It's no secret that I masturbate - a lot. Well, it maybe a secret to my wife as to my frequency. I'll enjoy porn at the computer while she's watching tv in the other room or if she goes to bed. Usually it begins as a cure for boredom, or just a relaxing minute or 2 to check in and see what's going on at my favorite adult sites. More often than not I get excited and ill start to play with myself. Soon enough though Im sitting there with a raging hardon and enjoying the feeling of a long overdue rubdown. I've had some very close calls where my wife (or someone else) has come up to the office and I've had that paniced interuption where you have to quickly turn off the porn, cover up and act like nothing's happening. My erections can last for a few minutes after I stop rubbing it, often leaking a spot into my boxers.

How do you hide your erection, and if you have any tips on getting soft as quick as possible. My wife calls me downstairs sometimes, but I need to make excuses why I cant come down for a minute or 2. My strategy to this point has been to I try to wear loose sweatpants, pj bottoms and boxers to "keep it in my pants" so to speak when she's home. Ill wear long shirts that can tent over my hardness. What about those other masturbators out there: Tips, suggestions, experiences? Thanks

 

There is a common expression that 90% of men (and women, for that matter) will admit to masturbating. The remaining 10% will be lying.

Don't be embarassed about your masturbation activities. It's natural & healthy - and maybe they'll join in.

 

I just suck my stomach really hard and it goes away in like 30 seconds lol ... works for me

 

Try this: keep a cup of cold water handy and pour some on your erection when you want to get rid of it quickly. (Keep a towel handy to wipe it dry.) It’s worked for me.

 

Sorry you have to hide your masturbation from your wife. I know my DH masturbates when his office door is locked. Plus he takes a rag in there to clean up! He knows I know and there's no shame in it. (He only masturbates if we don't have plans to have sex.) A few times he's done it in bed with me. I think it's sexy to watch my DH masturbate. He knows I do it too, but I won't do it in front of him.

Wife won't give you a hand job, either? That can be fun too.

The only time he has to hide is if our child(ren) wakes up and come knocking on the door. Then he stays in bed covered up while I get dressed and try to get rid of them.

 

I used to have that problem in middle and high school...it'd be real hard to stop thinking about how hot my English teacher was then she'd call me up to the front of the class lol to do a speech or something and I'd have a huge hard on for her

 

Some times I get an erection at work or at college and it just won't go away untill I wank it off. Some times wanking is a necessity.... I can't concentrate on my job or my studies if I have a hard-on.

 

Funny thread! For the most part I don't care if my wife catches me, but we have kids and depending on where they are at and such it does matter obviously as I would never want to be caught by them and thought of as a pervert father... Similar to the OP I have an office, where I have my desk setup in a "power desk" style intentionally, so I can at least see when someone comes in and I'm behind the desk somewhat hidden from view below the waste, but obviously someone can just come in and as the OP mentions and circle around to see what’s going on. So there's a quick shuffle of covering up and switching the screen as gracefully & quickly as possible...

So my 2 cents on that:
1. First rule of thumb, unless everyone is sleeping or things are 100% secure, sound should always be off (headphones or speakers). Personally I've always found porn audio ridiculously dumb anyway, but bottom line sound off...

2. I can't speak for the Mac world, but for windows when in a potentially quick switch situation I'll have a couple browsers up, one legitimate with whatever "reading" material and the other with the porn, and the legitimate one larger & overlaying the porn one. Then as you're getting things setup go back and forth between the two so it's primed, quick and ready. I'm right handed, so in emergencies I'll use my left hand to quickly Alt-Tab if someone enters to quickly to go to the legitimate browser (which covers up the porn one) and because my keyboard has silent keys it makes no sound and doesn’t arouse suspicion.

3. Far as covering up when in the act it's usually just a matter of pulling the shirt over. Again I don't care if my wife catches me or knows, but when kids are concerned that's not cool. The only real chaotic moment is if you’re cuming and someone walks in. That’s when things get hairy cause switching gears here isn’t easy and you’re either cuming in your shirt which you used to cover yourself up with or you get caught with that “O” face which maybe kids wouldn’t get but the wife / significant other isn’t going to miss that one…

4. Far as needing to get up and go do something while sporting a raging hard on, well sure you can fake an out to buy time. What I’ve done which seems to work no matter what I’m wearing is as I get up I’ll pull up the drawers just enough to pinch the erection between my stomach and the seam of the pants, shorts or sweats that I’m wearing. Doing this makes it stick straight up so you aren’t pitching a tent outward. Now if I were to lift up my shirt half of my dick would be exposed of course, but I always wear my shirts out, so that’s not a problem. Then at some point when your erecting calms down it will slip down and then at that point you might pitch a minor tent while it calms all the way down but it’s typically not blatantly obvious as a raging hard on.

Hope some of this helps J