hickory dickory dock

the clock struck 13 at in the morning

what time is it?

 

I am not going to dignify that question with an answer.

 

figures no one wants to answer my questions

 

hickory dickory dock, the bitch was suckn my cock, the clock struck 2 i blew my goo, and droped her off at then next block.

 

Time to get a more nonviolent clock.

 

where can i get a more nonviolent clock?

 

Duck is yummy.

 

one o-clock in the afternoon, which is just about time for me to go to bed.

24 hour 'zulu' time. the only logical way to have a clock. although it would be even better if the day were devided into 16 hexichrons instead of 24 hours. i know 24 relates better to the 360 degree circle of the earth's rotation, but so what? it's all so arbitrary anyway. it's just an effing number. which is why the whole concept of daylight savings time is so assinignly rediculous.

we don't even need time ZONES really. they only exist to make the numbers line up approximately to the relative appearent position of the sun. but why in the hell do that. one number IS just as good as another.

humans society and it's coerciveness is just full of such utter nonsense.

one international time standard would be entirely sufficient. people would still be affected by where the sun is in their local sky of course, but the numbers on their clocks wouldn't, and why in the hell would they need to be.

so maybe where the sun rose in one place it would be 16.00 and in another 20.00 and in yet another 02.00, but so what? why in the hell should this be such a big effing deal? that we should have to have time zones and all that to pander to it?

like i said before, humans are just crazy.

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It's 13am Underground time! Sorry, but you'll be turned into a goblin the moment Jareth the Goblin King (who looks suspiciously like David Bowie in drag) shows up.

Dance, Magic, Dance!

 

you remind me of the babe

 

What babe?

 

the babe with the power

 

What power?

 

the power of voodoo!

 

i am voodoo

 

Worst thread of the week.

Congrats!

 

who do?

 

you do!

 

I Do?

 

*whispers* no, you're supposed to say, "do what?"