Hi

use our hippie power

 

great idea. umm peace, trolls full of hate we come in peace. we wish to be friends with you. please let us go or we will have to use our flowers and you dont want that

 

o know the horrible bearded troll men our atempting to make love to u

 

holy god. umm quick umm sing the song that talks about nice things. the hate trolls hate nice things

 

Picture yourself in a boat on a river,
With tangerine trees and marmalade skies
Somebody calls you, you answer quite slowly,
A girl with kaleidoscope eyes.

well they went away, but your already impregnated with a troll baby, trolls of course being the only babies who can be carried by men

 

damn it!!!!!!!! ok i hate to ask this of you but you have to preform an abortion

 

on second thought ill keep it

 

you murderer. Haha just kidding, I'm pro choice. But no I left the abortion stuff in the fridge, and everyone knows that if u have a troll baby u die within 24 hours, so we have to find Prince Albert so he can get the fridge with the stuff that will save ur life, so now we better go (see, story development...yay)

 

well as we continue we come across a hippie chick

 

ok, what happens.

 

and wow is she smoking. she joins us and journeys with us and finally we come to the place where albert is being held captive

 

ok i go in. and Bush is making him do his bidding (currently his beeding is for Albert to do naughty things to his dog) so I save him and bring him out

 

wait that was too easy. something doesn't seem right. OH MY GOD!!!! ANYTHING BUT................... THE INTIRE FUCKING GOVERNMENT!!!!! ok we make our last stand here. ATTACK!!!!!

 

i'm a hippie I'm not gonna fight, I don't .... Omg the trolls came and made the government go away with their go away sticks

 

i love those trolls. we are forever in their debt. oh no i feel faint. its time for my baby.

 

my water just broke. (1 hour passes) ohh i feel weak. i see the light. my intire life is flashing before my eyes

 

I have to go off with ALbert quick and get the fridge

 

ok just tp pause the story... go away sticks? wow. just wow. i dont think i could have come up with anything better. story unpause

 

hurry with that fridge

 

lol.

anyway Albert says, that he hid the fridge, and was going to hold for ransom so I'd let him out of the can. But the president erased his memory so he would forget about communism, so we have to decipher a series of clues that he left himself