oh be nice, or you won't be getting any ass from me tonite. my crotchal region is protuding through my pants.
its the truth. i looked down and there it was. i'm not horny or anything, i'm just wearing tight pants. :H and one more for good measure:
ooooohhhhh i know what you're talking about now i thought you meant like some underwear model for the monument.
I have some of my rants bleed over into other.... it's all part of the free associating autism thing it happens more when I'm whiny and sick which I am now Why can't I feel better chucky? why won't the world take care of me and why can't you change this, there is a song called charles in charge for the love of god.... maybe it's because you go by chuck......
we have a law about no loud noises after 10pm in our neighborhood, I suspect that I might make a loud noise if I were to lose my balance and try to protect certain parts of my anatomy during the fall........
What would be considered a loud noise? You should start walking around your neighborhood dressed in camo... making some sort of odd mating call.