HF couples

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by deviate, Mar 16, 2010.

  1. deviate

    deviate Senior Member

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    I guess I haven't done much to curb that instinct *shrug* he's been around a bunch of nasty, mean cats.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prey_drive

    he loves people, licks little kids in the face, doesn't jump on them and knock them over, doesn't attack other dogs, and listens very well to my commands. that's all I'm worried about.
     
  2. deviate

    deviate Senior Member

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    translation: they want to jump your bones :eek:

    that's how I feel about law. it's a curse and a blessing to be drawn to something like that.
     
  3. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

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    so long as he obeys you, i'm cool with that. if, however, you'd taught him that hurting small animals was wrong, i'd be concerned. my mom had a beloved dog that went off and started killing neighbor's chickens and they'd had to put it down the hard way. farming people and all.

    we had to put trusty down because a woman knocked over my sister and trusty responded. the woman sued and we had to put her down. just because some dumb bitch had no consideration for a girl walking her beloved dog. just make sure that if a neighbor's cat gets out and your dog gets it that the neighbor never finds out. people aren't really reasonable. if my neighbor's dog killed my cat, i'd be really sad, but if my cat was stupid enough to get in the yard of a dog, well, that's not the dog's fault.
     
  4. Piaf

    Piaf Senior Member

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    Maybe.

    Yeah. I considered going to law school, but decided that I just don't have the necessary personality. Plus I don't feel like starting school all over again.
     
  5. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

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    j, he wanted to jump your bones. there's no maybe about it.
     
  6. raz5

    raz5 زینب

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    creeper thread status
     
  7. deviate

    deviate Senior Member

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    I agree with all that, and sorry to hear about your dogs. yeah.. this is definitely not a toy dog. I was heading to the beach on sunday, and at a traffic light was a crazy evangelical guy with a ventriloquist dummy strapped to his chest.. you wouldn't believe the crazy things that occur where the bible belt meets the drug belt.. anyway, he was walking directly toward my car, aggressively and yelling scripture, and my dog definitely warned him to back off.

    I've never seen someone change direction so fast, lol :cheers2:
     
  8. deviate

    deviate Senior Member

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    awww, are you sad I didn't pick you? you can be my HF lady, raz
     
  9. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

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    as a mother i have also recognized my "scary ass bitch from hell will eat your face off if you approach my children" potential. it's amazing.
     
  10. deviate

    deviate Senior Member

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    don't fuck with the mama bear.
     
  11. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

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    i've really taken to it. it's pretty much all posturing. but it's pretty effective, for all that.
     
  12. raz5

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    you know me so well, babyyyy
     
  13. deviate

    deviate Senior Member

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    thankfully it has only been posturing. I wouldn't underestimate your instincts, though.
     
  14. deviate

    deviate Senior Member

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    I feel the exact same thing about you, darling. don't you think it's about time we seal this deal?
     
  15. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

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    i haven't yet. a couple times i've been amazed at what i've accomplished.
     
  16. deviate

    deviate Senior Member

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    why does my screen name say I will be famous soon enough under it? mama's says she has a spectacular aura, and raz is a jewel in the rough.

    uh..?
     
  17. raz5

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    we should probably talk about this in person but on here is fine. if you think it's time for us to get serious i don't think Enrique can be in the picture anymore, i think you know why. ttylbb.



    lolwut
     
  18. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

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    rep levels.
     
  19. deviate

    deviate Senior Member

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    raz, my dear, I am sorry to strip you out of the arms of Enrique. but I simply cannot stand it anymore. I want to dance in the light of your requited love, and bathe in the warmth of your touch. I want you beside me every night so I can feel complete, and watch the moonlight sparkle off your delicate skin.
     
  20. deviate

    deviate Senior Member

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    ah, makes sense :cheers2:
     

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