hey

My asshat is being shakened...

 

can my asshat join?

 

sure! we can get down until the sunrise, and even when it does we can dance some more!

 

mmm you sexy asshat you

 

daaaamn straight. nothin's sexier then my asshat...except maybe yours. :H

 

stars without makeup is on.

muahaha

 

i went upstairs to fetch some ice cream, and my mom called me into her room and told me to see this romanian woman with a 100+ pound tumor...on her ass...

it gave me the chills just looking at it, very freaky. Poor old romanian woman...

 

you just ruined my good mood

::Barf::

 

im sorry i made you a sad asshat

 

thats ok, i still love you, my shnooky asshat

 

phew, thats good. That makes this asshat feel full of relief!

the last thing i would want is to make an angry asshat out of you, my darling asshat.

 

my darling asshat, will you marry me?

 

but of course! Oh you have made me the luckiest asshat in the world!!!

we can make beautiful little asshats together!

 

yesss, now, since we are engaged, my darling asshat, its time to boogay

 

Boogyin has never been so wonderful! i'd have you anytime my darlin' asshat.

 

you buy the flavored condoms, my sweet asshat, and ill get the booze

 

alright then my darling asshat, how does strawberry sound to you?

 

ew. i want bubble gum

 

alright, you can have bubble gum. What kind of booze do you plan on gettin?

 

t/y t/y t/y acetonephish!!!!!!!

you just got me to go ahead and click the checkmark next to "view images" I may miss some shit but fuck it's worth the piece of mind. Jah rule.

surfs up dude!

merry christmas.