Haha oh God I love that! "Oh no! He's stolen my purse! It looks like he's headed for the projection room above the auditorium!" I also am quite partial to "Swim practice today will be held in the projection room above the auditorium"
Nah, I think I've gotten weirder...If you want I can show you my eyelash collection and prove it (not joking, I do have one. Currently it consists of 2 eyelashes taped to the wall)