I'm an 18 year old stupid looking white dude from Montreal. I like these things in no particular order: Black women <3 <3 <3 Asian women ^_^ <3 Loud, angry music The word "fuck" Knives Explosions The microwave Public transit Yelling Screaming Hip-hop SLAM!!! Movies where a bunch of people get killed in a gruesome fashion I dislike the following things, once again in no particular order: Pork Police (if "pork" didn't already cover them) The government Assholes that don't know how to treat a lady! Assholes that don't know how to treat anybody! Posers Thank you for reading my introduction. If there are any questions please feel free to contact my ass.