hey kayla

for real dude. shes got the hook up too maybe we could get her to get us a car and some money and a make over

 

hahahhaha maybe shell give us a house with ponies

 

oooo yah and some goats haha
but we have to have soem great sob story before she grants us anything, cuz thats how it works in the show biz haha

 

She could alway get Dr. Phil to tell you what's wrong with your life and then he'll tell you to change it. That's why he's *drumroll* CAPTAIN OBVIOUS!

 

hahah, well we can say that we are sisters and that our mom is a prostitute and our dad is an insane asylum..and we live in a cardboard house and hahaha, yeah and we can say we use to have a pony but ma made us kill it and use it as food cause we had none..hahha, yeah

 

and if she doesnt give us anything...then


we'll just wait for her to come out of her studio and we'll run over her with your van

 

You should say it like "Maw" made us "keel it" 'cause we ain't got no food.