Here is my confession, what is yours?

I have a crush on someone, only he doesn't know it yet. If he did know, I don't know if he still knows or not. We used to talk a lot, only he's been stressed out a lot lately. This whole year I've been thinking about him, only I don't know how he feels about me. He's always very sweet and caring towards me, but only I am afraid it's only as a friend. This is my fear. Believe this is why I am not set in stone for finding love right now or being in a relationship. It seems things seem one sided sometimes and the person doesn't always feel for me. Or they like me and I don't like them like that. It's very frustrating. For once I wish I could meet someone, where we both click and like each other. If he ends up not liking me, I will simply just be his friend and I'll be fine with it. I feel very deeply for him though, it's always been there. Just scared to tell him... cause I fear he may not feel the same...

 

I’ve been married for more than 15 years but I’ve had online relationships off and on over the years. Only have met once with someone else for sex but I can’t stop doing the online thing.

 

When my wife and I used to have sex I would picture her as a hooker and after she came and would just lay there I would bang her as hard as I could with my little weenie..

 

I do this to. I like to imagine what they would be like having sex...wild, mild, passionate...what does their O face look like?

My confessions: I have a ton, here are a few.
- I love dressing and being feminine at times. - I have a major crush on a coworker.
- I have only had sex with one person, my wife.
- I did dress female and went to a singer party, but was too shy to do anything so I watch several people fuck, which was awesome.
- I was house sitting some pets for a neighbor for a couple of weeks. She left some dirty laundry. I found her panties and she smelled amazing. I had a little trouble talking to her after that and often had to hid an erection.
- Finally about two years ago I was traveling and needed a hair brush. I look at one and thought "that will be good for hair and the handle is going to feel amazing as a dildo." Bought it on the spot and both statements were true. Still have it. Has anyone else done that?

 

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When I was a baby I was poorly circumcised, cut an an extreme angle. So now, from the top, my penis appears to be cut, but on the underneath side I basically still have all my foreskin left. At a certain point, being a lazy teen, I pretty much disregarded the fact I need to roll back my foreskin and clean really well. The consequence was that small pimples (for lack of a better word) developed inside my foreskin and around the edge of it. It freaked me out. I mustered up the courage to tell my mother and after my next shower she examined it. She instantly scolded me a bit for not cleaning it properly. She then started use her thumbs to squeeze and open up the blemishes. As she did this, I could feel my penis start to grow, and hoped she couldn't feel the reaction taking place,

Once I could feel it was at an official state of semi I extended an "I'm so sorry." I didn't know what else to say. "it's purely a natural reaction. Relax, it's ok. You're not offending me." In a strange way, even though her squeezing of the pimples was uncomfortable at times, it also felt good in a way. The more she opened them up, the harder I got until I was fully erect and soon after started to leak precum. She would open a pimple and then wipe the area off she had been squeezing on and then wipe the head to keep it from letting it run down onto her hand I assume. At one point I felt my breathing starting to get quicker and deeper. She stopped and looked up. "Are you ok? Am I hurting you?"

I could tell it was going to happen and soon. "No, no. It's about to.... to....um..." She finished the sentence for me, "SQUIRT???" And right then the first long squirt of cum shot from my penis. I instantly started to repeatedly apologize. "I'm sorry. I'm so sorry." My mother, in one motion, grabbed my penis around the shaft and instantly had the paper towel she had been using to wipe the pus and precum off of my penis in her other hand. She held it and had it pointed into the paper towel. It just kept squirting. "Don't be sorry. It's ok. Just relax and let it all out."

As she threw the paper towel in the trash and then started to wash her hands, I asked her "Am I in trouble?" She looked at me shocked and said "God no, honey. You can't help that. It's going to be a possibility until we get all those spot to clear up. Nothing to be embarrassed or ashamed of."

It never felt sexual in any way, if that makes sense. More so as like she was just doing something as a mother to make sure her son was as healthy as can be. I never had any desire to have sex with her or anything like that. Although I did eventually look forward to the evenings she was going to care for those blemishes, and I'm not real sure how to feel about that. This is the first time I've ever told this story though.

 

Not mine personally, but one I was told about several years ago, there was this woman, I won't name her, anyway she was a lovely lady, but her husband was a real asshole, always being horrible to her, you know the type, a real prick!
well he liked bouf bourginion (a beef casserole) and came home one day and told her that he wanted it for dinner the following night, he didn't ask her, he told her, and he'd been horrible to her all day, this is where it got interesting, in a disgusting sort of way, but very hilarious as you'll see shortly.
Now the thing about this woman was some years earlier she'd had a stomach problem that required surgery, leaving her with a colostomy bag, apparently, mushrooms, just go straight through, when you have a 'bag' fitted, and it so happened that she'd eaten something containing mushrooms earlier that day.The following morning she prepared his dinner ready for him coming home from work, however she decided to use recycled mushrooms, so in went the ones out of her bag!
The story goes that she served up his meal when he got home her excuse for not joining him was she'd eaten earlier, her satisfaction from seeing him eating the mushrooms was made all the better by the way he kept complimenting her on how it was the best one she'd ever made and he'd love to know what the secret was, somehow I bet he wouldn't have enjoyed it as much if he'd known where she'd 'picked' the mushrooms from. lol

 

I once worked at this place where I was able to get hold of certain pretty expensive items, they were aquired perfectly legally, but at a tiny fraction of their retail cost, anyway this very attractive girl I knew happened to mention to me that she wanted a certain item.. I said if she performed a certain sex act on me then I'd get her one, she agreed, but said she wanted to actually see the item to prove I'd got it, she wasn't daft!
Anyway I got the said item, and she performed the sex act, she'd no idea that I'd got it from work for next to nothing, she thought I'd paid full price, so when she mentioned that there were other items she fancied, I suggested that we continue our little 'arrangement' and she readily agreed.
I had one very attractive woman who I was having a thing with, one night we'd gone out and I'd 'borrowed' a very expensive pair of boots for her to try on, she'd had a few drinks and kept saying how much she liked the boots and how much of a shame it was that they had to go back, towards the end of the evening she had a little 'accident' which resulted in not only her jeans, but also the boots getting rather wet, naturally they couldn't go back after that, so she offered to pay for them in kind. I pretended to be really upset over the boots, it was me who'd borrowed them I reminded her, anyway I accepted, and pay she did, it was a fantastic night.
She never found out the real story behind how I got the boots, I think she felt clever thinking up the idea of wetting them in order to keep them, I thought I was even cleverer in getting her to perform all kinds of sex acts as 'payment'. lol

 

I had the same fantasy about my SIL and MIL. Both of them were gurges as my wife. I fantasized about them many times while I masturbated or fucking my wife.

 

Not my confession... but a gf of mine years ago admitted that she would often sneak into the kitchen at night when she lived with her family and grab a carrot or two.
She would go back to her room and masturbate with them and then put them back in the fridge.
I always found that so funny.

 

I want to have another mfm with my wife. It’s been over 30 years since we had our only one.

 

A friend of mine was having a hard time getting pregnant. They had tried for years to no avail. I told her to call me right after their night of Doctor advice sex and I would add a little sperm in her.
After many times she quit asking for help something must of worked. I missed that.

 

You know when a man is wearing jeans and he gets really hard and it's struggling to burst through...one of my favorite things.

 

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I’m married to a woman but have had a male sex partner friend for the last 5 years.

 

I was working in the barn and this girl came in and took off all her clothes.
Sense I had no pubic hair and she had a wad, I went back home leaving her there.
Where is that dial that rolls back time?

 

My oldest daughter is in college. I will scroll through her friends' instagram photos and masturbate to the bikini pics.

 

I masturbated many times to my daughter-in-law's photo. I feel guilty but I can't stop it.